My favorite answer is "If we don't sin. Hey-sues died for nothing.
They are all hilarious & lame, & one can come up with funny (or serious, but where's the fun in that!) comebacks for all of them. Like with #8. "The Fool says in his heart; 'There is no god'." I just say, "That may well be, it's why he's a Fool." (At this point they get all alert) "That's why I like to use my brain to think, & it says, 'Naw, highly doubtful'."
Should make a list of replies for all 10.
I don't listen to them... Hell, I hardly see them....