This like button glitch has made you very creative!

@EricTrommater just like no sex made me funnier

@Rudy1962 ?

@Rudy1962 >just like no sex made me funnier

We who get laid too often salute you.

@WonderWartHog99 Hahahahahahaha

@Elganned Your question has potential for an x-rated Jeff Foxworthy routine.

When you finally leave the house and have to lean on the shopping cart to get around the supermarket, you've done it way too much.

If you find yourself begging her to do anything else you've done it too much.

If you killed a family size bottle of Vasoline . . .

When you decide you don't have enough towels or bed sheets . . .

If you ask yourself what kind of bandage to put on a dick with friction burns . . . .

If the clerk giggles because you're buying a second case of condoms half way through the weekend and you're leaning on the shopping cart . . . .

When she has to call a friend and the friend is within ear shout.