I prefer the Mexican restaurant game of "It's on the menu but we don't have it." It takes three to nine picks later to find out what they do have. You think they'd cross a few things off the menu but noooooo.
The gringo version is "We got beer but we don't know what kind of beer we got." The deluxe version comes when I say I want a dark draft and they start to rattle off the IPA (Indian pale ale) "beers" in bottles.
The Chinese version is "we got the authentic good stuff but it's not on the menu. This is the round eye menu."
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Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.