Or just substitute silliness...especially if you're a teacher!
You cork-soaking, sock-tucker!
You muffer-flusher!
you piece of Slit!
....your turn....be creative!
That reminds me of the Chinese guy in Deadwood.
@brentan I watched a few episodes...he used the real profanity...too bad he never learned Sock-Tucker!
Fuck yeah!
You beat me to it! Lol!!!