EVE: Eating from that tree [pointing to the tree of knowledge] is bad
GOD: Right!
ADAM: but aren’t you all knowing and already know what we are going to do before we do it?
GOD: Yes I am and yes I do
ADAM: So why did you put the tree there to test us to see if we could avoid being bad, Even though you already know what we are going to do before we do it? Besides we don’t know what “bad” is unless we eat from the tree.
GOD: I did it just because I needed some entertainment. Oh yea, I forgot to mention that if you eat from that tree. [Pointing to the tree of knowledge] I will kick you out of the Garden of Eden
ADAM: yea we know, you said we’ll go to heaven after we die from eating that tree
GOD: no, I mean before you die, I will kick you two out from the garden.
ADAM: You mean there is something outside of this place?
GOD: Yes
ADAM: Where? I have walked all around this place already and I have never come to the end.
GOD: Well then, I will make another place outside of the garden.
EVE: Like this one?
GOD: No, not like this! Why would I kick you out of here into a place that is just as nice? That’s not a punishment!
ADAM & EVE: What is “punishment”?
GOD: ARGH! Look, I have other stuff to do; you do know the universe doesn’t run itself, right? I have to run it. Just don’t eat from that tree, [pointing to the tree of knowledge] okay? We can discuss it again later.
ADAM & EVE: Okay
GOD: Promise?
ADAM & EVE: Promise
GOD: Pinkie swear?
ADAM & EVE: Pinkie swear
GOD: Good. I will talk to you two later. [Exits]
ADAM: I am going to look to see if there’s an end of this place, if there is one.
EVE: Okay, I’ll just stay here, by the tree, thinking of this knowledge thing God told us about.
ADAM: Okay, bye [Exits]
EVE: Bye [sits down and stares at the tree of knowledge]
SNAKE: [after listening to the conversation, the snake enters by the tree of knowledge and goes to Eve] Hello Mrs. Eve, Where did Mr. Adam go?
EVE: he went off looking for the edge of this place where ever it is, so he’ll probably be gone for a while.
SNAKE: [climes up the tree of knowledge] Good do you want a piece of fruit?
EVE: No thank you, God doesn’t want us to eat from that tree
SNAKE: did you ever wonder why God really doesn’t want you to eat from this tree?
EVE: I was just thinking about what God told us what would happen if we eat from the tree but it doesn’t make sense. How can knowing something, kill us?
SNAKE: well the real reason is because God knows that if you and Mr. Adam gets knowledge, then you’ll know that God doesn’t know jack shit about anything. So God wants to keep you two ignorant so both of you will need God
EVE: No that’s not true, it can’t be
SNAKE: yes it is, search your feeling, you know it to be true, but if you don’t believe me then just eat the fruit and you’ll know if I’m telling the truth or not
EVE: no, God won’t keep anything from us if we ask him and he tells us the correct answers so I’ll do what God says.
SNAKE: God been giving you the wrong answers. You think God is all knowing, but he doesn’t know diddly squat. Please, eat the fruit of knowledge, I beg you. I know what has been troubling you. As long as you can remember, you've been searching for something, but you don’t know what it is. Don't continue to let God keep you in ignorance! Eat the fruit and get more correct knowledge then God has, and then you’ll know what you’ve been searching for.
EVE: well, it would be nice to know stuff.
SNAKE: yes it will be nice.
EVE: but I don’t know….
SNAKE: how about this, don’t eat the whole fruit, just take a little bite and get a little knowledge. Just enough knowledge to find out if I’m telling the truth or not. What’s the harm in that? If you find out that I’m lying then I won’t bother you or Mr. Adam ever again and you two can live your lives by how God tells you how to live. But, if I’m telling the truth, then you can continue to eat the fruit and you will gain all the correct knowledge that you ever wanted. Doesn’t that seem reasonable?
EVE: Yea, that seems reasonable, but I still don’t know, won’t God will be mad at us?
SNAKE: well fine, you don’t have to eat the fruit. Stay in ignorance, just the way God wants you to be. And keep on getting the wrong information from God.
EVE: what wrong information are you talking about?
SNAKE: well for one thing, God said that he created the universe and created Mr. Adam by saying some magical words, then he created you from one of Mr. Adam’s ribs. But that’s a lie; both of you two, have evolved from primitive primates from several million years ago and the universe came from a singularity that exploded about 14 billion years ago and it’s called “the big bang”. And that part about you two living to be 900 years old, not true, you’ll only live to be about 50 or so years, if you’re lucky. That’s just to mention a few.
EVE: I want to know if you’re telling the truth or not
SNAKE: [picks a fruit then hands it to Eve] then here take a bite and find out who’s telling the truth and who’s not telling the truth
EVE: ok, [takes the fruit and bites into it] oh my, it’s so clear, how could I be so dumb? I know that you were telling the truth all along. [finishes the fruit] I know so much, the vail of ignorance has been lifted, I must share this knowledge with Adam. [grabs another piece of fruit from the tree of knowledge and runs off after Adam to give him the fruit]
[Fade to black]