Birth control, there is a reason it exists
No shit!!!
Now you tell me!!
Yeah, yeah go tell that to dumb 30 yr old me please.
Forget the mornings. What about the sleepless nights when they are really young, and the sleepless nights when they are mid to late teens and are out somewhere.
Grrrr. I'll ne hiding in the cellar for the next 30 years. Oh crap. Its Florida and we don't have cellars....
@Blindbird
My daughter is hilarious. She'll show up at my bedside at 3:00 am and say "Hello Daddy, it's me, [her name]". Like as if there's a line of toddlers showing up at 3:00 am at my bedside seeking my attention, so she has to distinguish herself from the crowd. LMAO!
Haha!
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
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Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.