I was waiting for a woman outside her apartment to take her out for dinner. I was running early so I'd called to give her a heads up. She said that she'd just walk outside to wait.
I could hear her muttering to herself and moving things around while we were on the phone. I asked her if everything was okay, and she replied, "I can't find my phone."
Hahaha. I've torn around the house searching for my glasses only to realize they were on my face the entire time. More than once. I am smart S.M.R.T. smart....
Because, tho we aren't the fastest, strongest or biggest, we are the nastiest! We've proved that over & over on other species & ourselves!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
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Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHelpful memes…
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