I was waiting for a woman outside her apartment to take her out for dinner. I was running early so I'd called to give her a heads up. She said that she'd just walk outside to wait.
I could hear her muttering to herself and moving things around while we were on the phone. I asked her if everything was okay, and she replied, "I can't find my phone."
Hahaha. I've torn around the house searching for my glasses only to realize they were on my face the entire time. More than once. I am smart S.M.R.T. smart....
Because, tho we aren't the fastest, strongest or biggest, we are the nastiest! We've proved that over & over on other species & ourselves!
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.