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Hi everyone! New to this group, I need a place to post the bizzarro happenings from my world, starting with today.

Does anyone know a good exorcist?

My brand new Samsung S9 is possessed. It started in the middle of the night last night, it shut itself off, then back on again, ok it is updating its software, no big deal, right?

Except, it kept running through the cycle, off then back on, then off, then on...repeat ad nauseam. Which still wouldn't be bad, except the sound it makes when it comes back on is loud, and annoying, and you can't turn it off.

I can manually shut the phone off, but it just turns itself on again. My phone is possessed.

Send help!! Hurry!!

Fornax 5 July 28
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I'd probably go with black candles and burning turkey feathers.

sewchick57 Level 7 July 28, 2018

Well heck, black candles I have, but no turkey feathers.

@Fornax Well, damn the luck!

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