Woman, 61, Kansas, USA
Uhhhhhh, short, blond, crazy person. Yup, that pretty much covers it.
Why crazy you ask? I don't really know . Everybody says it though so there ya go.
And just in case you are wondering, it's still hot and wet. And I have wicked muscle control.
My life's motto is "I was fine before you came along and I'll be fine after you leave"