Winter is Over! Long live the spring. Yayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Upon reflection, this plan might be too drastic.
If anyone objects, I will permit them to move to another planet.
I will be a benign despot.
Beelzebant
Level 5
Sep 1, 2018
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When I become despot of Australia, I'm having Summer abolished. It's too damned hot – on several days!
It might require a nuclear war to achieve this.
Becoming a despot is merely a step on the road to this end –
Beelzebant
Level 5
Sep 1, 2018
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When you get to be the Aussie Despot can you pass a law that it MUST rain in the Inland for at least every third day of the week during Autumn and Spring, we haven't seen decent rainfall out here since Moses played Fullback for Israel.
@Triphid
Done,
I will also pass laws that forbid people from getting sick, growing old and infirm;
everyone will get a Lamborghini and a butler and a castle.
We won't need hospitals!
Being despot is going to be such fun!
@Beelzebant Forget the fancy car and castle this way mate, I'd settle for just the Butler, actually a Female Butler aged around 45 - 55 would be great, and a new Royal Enfield 500cc Motorcycle with a Sidecar. I've got my own " castle," sort of, since after all a mans' home is his castle isn't it.
winter ends with the spring equinox on 23rd of september ... yes, despite the date being hard to remember this applies to 'straya too ?
walklightly
Level 8
Sep 1, 2018
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you're trying to burst my bubble aren't you? pffft! I won't let you ruin my day with science. I shall stick to my calendar thanks. Winter has had long enough!!! 
I have been saying this all along, I think the issue is Aussies have trouble remembering dates? But seriously, how hard is it? Spring starts after the equinox as does Autumn, Summer Starts on the longest day of the year and winter on the shortest.
@Rugglesby, is a mental inertia, all right.
Oh look, a walking jumping pair of shoes, several handbags and enough meat for the footy team bbq! ?
FrayedBear
Level 9
Aug 31, 2018
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