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I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 15, 2018:

He sure is a hottie , and he loves children!

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@SukiSue Bwahahahah.. messed up convo..

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 15, 2018:

He is indeed a near perfect specimen.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@DoctoralZombie I'm going for the Zeus look myself.

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 15, 2018:

He is indeed a near perfect specimen.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@DoctoralZombie Mmmm.. i guess not. just seems so unattainable for a mere mortal. :)

Hi folks.

germangirl90439 comments on Dec 15, 2018:

First of all: I applaud you!!! I was married to an alcoholic for too many years. I attended Al Anon for the last 4 years of my marriage and beyond. As I am sure you know, alcoholism doesn't only affect the alcoholic, but everyone he or she is in a relationship with. Al Anon saved my life and ...

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

Thanks. Me too, Feels good :)

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 15, 2018:

He is indeed a near perfect specimen.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@DoctoralZombie Boy.. you don't want much?lol

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

TristanNuvo comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I remember Jason back in his first gig, which was Stargate Atlantis. at the time he was an artist, but some one either knew him or something and he got the part. He was great in that show, I'm glad that launched his career, he's been great in quite a few films. And what I've seen, heard, ...

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

Yeah.. Stargate was a great show shot in BC. He's small town Ohio or iowa, does seem like a nice guy!

Women driving

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Why would any woman even need a man. Just hit a bad piece of road and kiss the sky.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@PolyWolf Haram means forbidden.

Good morning and happy weekend!

SukiSue comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Ha! I love that mug! I detest the four minutes I have to stare at my French press.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@SukiSue hahahahahahahahah Morning Sue :)

I found this card earlier in the year and found it hilarious but because of the breakdown in my ...

Carolyne comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I find Karma to be the best revenge. (If you believe in that sort of thing).

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

And I do!

Good morning and happy weekend!

SukiSue comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Ha! I love that mug! I detest the four minutes I have to stare at my French press.

Davekp replies on Dec 15, 2018:

Always slandering the French!! What's up with you Americans??? lol

My favorite pinup artist Alberto Vargas.

ballou comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Vargas was definitely a fan of the female form and it shows in the detail. The Cars used his artwork for their Candy-O album.

Davekp replies on Dec 14, 2018:

@Wildflower let her out. She's done!:)

I found this card earlier in the year and found it hilarious but because of the breakdown in my ...

Hellas comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I think they're satin dress gloves, but whatever.

Davekp replies on Dec 14, 2018:

I stand corrected.

Don't wait for things to get easier ?

kgoodyear comments on Dec 13, 2018:

All these platitudes..........how about something original

Davekp replies on Dec 14, 2018:

Originate away!!?

For all our handsome members ?

Lukian comments on Dec 14, 2018:

so a contortionist could be *mouth*some?

Davekp replies on Dec 14, 2018:

That’s a stretch!!lol?

Something unbelievable has happened to me.

HeathenFarmer comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Did a lot of LSD when I was younger never recalled anyone vomiting because of it, sounds like you got something else.

Davekp replies on Dec 14, 2018:

@PinkyandtheBrain pcp

Good morning! ?

Davekp comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Hahahahaha.. working in this car plant then going home to work on video projects I frequently feel lke I’m in “Flashdance”.. minus the chair and bucket of water. ??

Davekp replies on Dec 13, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I do?

I think she's exquisite. What do you like about her?

TheDoubter comments on Dec 12, 2018:

the obvious

Davekp replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@MojoDave wouldn't, shouldn't matter. :)

Because, "Jesus loves you!" Is just shallow.

linxminx comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So Constantine the Great seems to be the one credited with developing what we now know as christianity. I'm wondering why he chose Jesus's life and crucifiction to develop a religion around?

Davekp replies on Dec 12, 2018:

He read "The Art of the Deal" and decided J-boy was the best option.

How long did your longest relationship last? And why did it end?

Emerald comments on Dec 12, 2018:

27 years. I was suffocating

Davekp replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Or were you suffocated?

Evolution of a Myth.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Cool Santa lol

Davekp replies on Dec 12, 2018:

You’re back!!?

Lady of the Lake

WayneDalton comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I must get out in the outdoors soon?

Davekp replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Yes.. it’s where the girls are!??

I remember the Viet Nam protests of which I can say I got my dose of tear gas.

sassygirl3869 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

What it was like

Davekp replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Stairway to heaven??

Relationship goals.

Davekp comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Also nice that he probably has the best damn health care in the country.

Davekp replies on Dec 10, 2018:

I should add.. Jimmy is a completely awesome individual. He could make a case for cloning.:)

It's so cold out this morning that I just paid a hooker $20 to blow on my hands.

Davekp comments on Dec 9, 2018:

$20?? Cheap bastard! Hand jobs are worth more than that!! lol

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@SKH78 Well.. mine is just a guess.. can't speak for Anne. lol

I've been driving for 5 hours.... I could have driven to _blank_ instead of in a big circle.

Davekp comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That sucks!! Hope the roads are ok for driving where you are.

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@Lillyfield41 Ah! On purpose.. that's different then. Hope it was time well spent. :)

Impecunious.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I don't like that word.... Lol

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

yes.. here's to never having to use it for ourselves. hehe

Impecunious.

Marionville comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I have sung in the chorus of Trial By Jury more than a few times.....I think it goes something like....”When I was young and called to the bar, I’d an appetite fresh and hearty, but I was, as many barristers are, an impecunious party”. Very good post...! I love G & S, we haven’t done ...

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

It's a great show! I've performed in Trial a couple of times,..30 years ago. Think it would be fun to give the Judge a go at this age.:)

Do You Have Any Pets? We haven't done this in a while. Please post pics.

kgoodyear comments on Dec 9, 2018:

This is my porkdog, Pig and a toad called Dave that has visited me every summer for 6 years now.

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

I resemble that remark. lol

We all know what the most dangerous game is by now. What is the next dangerous game in succession?

Booklover comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Tiddlywinks?

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

Quite possibly! lol

TRANSMOGRIFY.

Davekp comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Read "Calvin & Hobbes".. the comic strip not the philosophers. haha

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@Markss76118 all time favourite.. bar none!

Hello, how are you today guys? any Scientific chores, haha

Infoguy211 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Nope. Artistic chores. Musical play rehearsal today.

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@Infoguy211 Good one. Oddly enough I was just thinking of Gilbert & Sullivan's "Trial By Jury" for an "Uncommon Words" post. I'm jealous! Have fun!!

Hello, how are you today guys? any Scientific chores, haha

AmmaRE007 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

going to the gym and then swimming and hot tub..and house cleaning .. ( I hope) I may find a way out of it hahahah and i have to do my online class. set for the day

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

What are you taking a class in?

Hello, how are you today guys? any Scientific chores, haha

Sept-10th comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Morning all! Cup of coffee, a fire, don Ross dancing across the speakers, aahhhh retirement. .....

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

Soon!!!:)

Hello, how are you today guys? any Scientific chores, haha

Infoguy211 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Nope. Artistic chores. Musical play rehearsal today.

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

Nice!! which production?

I need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

RaulPerez comments on Dec 8, 2018:

At lv 10 you get to fight a God

Davekp replies on Dec 9, 2018:

There is no god.

Went out last night o look at the cactus wrapped in Christmas Lights.

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Thorny job. Any puncture wounds?

Davekp replies on Dec 8, 2018:

@GeorgeRocheleau Just had to throw in the God thing, eh?

Suede larb jeebus, this is me. I need so much frigging work.

Hathacat comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I get, "Be more like dog" from this, lol.

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@Hathacat I have two!! Oh wait.. I have cats.. different thing, right? lol

I need some thoughtful advice.

freeofgod comments on Dec 6, 2018:

If he always tries to turn your friendship into something more I would just send a card. Even people you think you know well can be dangerous given the right circumstances. Grief is a tricky thing. Often filled with misdirected anger.

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

good insight.

Last night before dinner . . .

Davekp comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Does anyone else see the subliminal frog boiling in the pot?

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@MrLizard you've been drinking. haven't you?lol

My ex and I get along great.

SleeplessInTexas comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Don't tell your child the truth. It's none of his business to know. He's too young, anyway. Maybe consider telling him this when he's an adult and going through the same pain as you? Just not now as a kid.

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@DaphneDarling Hi DD.. What response are you referring to? I made the first comment. You had not made a response to direct anything to.

EXCORIATE.

Davekp comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Read Kafka’s .. “The Penal Colony”.. not for the squeamish. ??

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@Marionville not much different than Kafka himself ??

How You doin'? waggles eyebrows

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Llama! Llama! You there? There.. I called lol

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

You are so literal lol???

Lmao such a romantic

Davekp comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Certainly would work for some!

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

Go votive!!

I was just told that sending pics of gorgeous bewbies during an argument was against the Geneva ...

Bobbyzen comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I have no idea what a bewbie is...

Davekp replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty can’t fool me.. not the right skin tone me thinks. ??

What is your favorite christmas time store-bought candy?

Davekp comments on Dec 4, 2018:

After Eight sticks

Davekp replies on Dec 5, 2018:

@MarvelAnn Still get ‘em in Canuckville. ?

My ex and I get along great.

SleeplessInTexas comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Don't tell your child the truth. It's none of his business to know. He's too young, anyway. Maybe consider telling him this when he's an adult and going through the same pain as you? Just not now as a kid.

Davekp replies on Dec 4, 2018:

say this 3 times out loud, then see if it still makes sense. “ Hide it from the children. “

I would Not Wanted her on My Cockpit... Look at those Chicken Thighs!

Davekp comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Whatever happened to, “If you don’t have anything good to say.....”

Davekp replies on Dec 4, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain ain’t no Jesus.. never was

Cum and get me!

Science-guy comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Is the spreader bar optional?

Davekp replies on Dec 3, 2018:

@jenandjuice1111 Agreed.. necessary!

Wisdom! ?

Mets comments on Dec 2, 2018:

How does one become a wizard ?

Davekp replies on Dec 2, 2018:

Very carefully.. but with gusto! :)

Farao Islands.

btroje comments on Dec 2, 2018:

is it Newfoundland where the Vikings had the houses with sod roofs @Davekp?

Davekp replies on Dec 2, 2018:

I don't know about sod roofs but there are viking dwellings that are dug into the ground.. so technically a sod roof.

Two from Los Straightjackets. Pacifica [youtu.be] Crime Scene [youtu.be]

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Good music.. the wrestling masks are an odd costume choice.. bizarre for the sake of.. bizarreness you figure?

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@CaroleKay I saw something Tiki in nature a couple of weeks ago.. was going to post.. then couldn't find it again. One of these days. :)

Another find!

phoenixone1 comments on Nov 29, 2018:

RELIGIONS have always struggled with sexuality...I love it...the thing that makes our lives possible is looked at with disdain and fear...that makes about as much sense as a G-String in a snowstorm...

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

mmmmmmm.. g-strings in snow storms

we're putting together the heated cat house for the garage so this fur baby and the other 8 strays ...

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Lucky strays! Are you doing any vet type checkups/ neutering for them?.

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@coralisthree that will change once you start feeding them regularly. good luck with the gang

This was fun on FB, but I'm sure you guys will make me squirm. yay!

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

lost or found

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@FlippantLlama 42

Bow-chicka-wow-wow! Anybody got any adventures planned this weekend?

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Coffee date Saturday. Therapy date Sunday.. Let's hope Therapy does not turn out to be about coffee! lol

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I'm lucky.. I have a lot of fun with my Therapist.. always a good experience. I'm in a sort of " catch up and maintain" mode. Not really necessary at the moment but the time is available so I use it.

Came across a profile on another site: asexual, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do ...

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

More of interest.. who or what is this person hoping to find to date?

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea I've heard of a chiropractor who might be up for that level of excitement. lol

NAFTA from the US media.

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Can & Mex both lost by giving up the freedom/ right to make deals with other countries without US approval. I call serious bullshit on that.

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow uwc

Update on psuedodate with cute chiropractor.

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Why are you "pseudo"-dating him? Seems like you like him.. seems like he likes you. Am I missing something?

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea Yeah.. I dunno.. not sure what's going on with you two... but at some point cat and mouse will get very tiresome so I suggest the in your face approach at this point with a, "You seem to like me.. do you ?" I know.. easier said then done with a shy person.. but what have you got to lose besides a guy your friends like?

Update on psuedodate with cute chiropractor.

Davekp comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Why are you "pseudo"-dating him? Seems like you like him.. seems like he likes you. Am I missing something?

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@Minta79 Like.. yeah!!

For the ladies...

Minta79 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I'm all set on that. I'll take a teddy bear over a rock any day of the week.

Davekp replies on Dec 1, 2018:

You can call me Teddy.:)

Flowers and poems on a first date might be overkill, but the rest of these suggestions are ...

Davekp comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Some would like all this no doubt. I wish some of it was still a reality too. But frankly it's a lot of 50's PollyAnna type thinking. Sorry UUNJ.. don't think we are going back there anytime soon.. It seems retro got stuck at the bullet bra with Madonna.

Davekp replies on Nov 30, 2018:

@UUNJ I hope so too.

As we age, we deviants have experienced a lot.

Davekp comments on Nov 28, 2018:

she drools

Davekp replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@Donotbelieve "Going down" for the third time?? lol

Rasputin.

Davekp comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Samantha.. my 3 legged black cat.

Davekp replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@RavenCT I have two 3 legged cats in fact. The other is brown, her name is Cecelia. They are both animal hospital rescues.

To quote a line from a good movie...'Enough. Enough, now.'

Hathacat comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That's not the same as, "That'll do Pig", so I have no idea.

Davekp replies on Nov 29, 2018:

No.. it's not the same at all..lol

As we age, we deviants have experienced a lot.

Davekp comments on Nov 28, 2018:

she drools

Davekp replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@Donotbelieve Well hello Dreamgirl.

Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

Marcie1974 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

The important thing is you learned from your mistake LOL

Davekp replies on Nov 27, 2018:

Probably not!!

Not gonna lie, this is pretty spot on. Anything to add?

SukiSue comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Only if they are sincere.

Davekp replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Morning Sue!!!??

Have this idea for a business platform.

Paracosm comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Hmm.. I read a book that had marriage options. 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, and permanent. At the end of the 1- 5 year marriages there were options to renew if desired. Divorce was unnecessary and it changed the functionality of lawyers quite a bit.

Davekp replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Meili Well.. if we are following the Bertrand Russell line of thinking.. if the child was in any way abnormal they would be put in a facility and eventually sterilized. Good ol' Bertie was a Eugenicist.

A few more shots from my friend's party last night

Davekp comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice work. Hey.. would you care to work on an artsy type project I have going on? Send me a message. :)

Davekp replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Tampabrew K.. I did send you a message earlier.. doesn't sound like you got it. Don't really want to get into an explanation on this post. Maybe we can communicate over Instagram for this to begin with?

He throws a tantrum and then calls me a cow and tells me I need permission to speak.