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My fishing buddy giving his bride kisses.
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PERSONAL OVERVIEW:
Still married for 30+ years. 😘
Children that make me worry.πŸ™„πŸ˜³πŸ˜˜
Grandkids that make me LAUGH! 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Puppies that make me GIGGLE! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Life is good!

PERSONAL HISTORY:
Raised in a poor rural Protestant farming community in the Ozarks, but never felt pressured to get baptized. My extended family is still waiting for me to β€œcome around”.
US Army 86 to 92, desert shield and desert storm veteran. Multiple overseas deployments, Germany, S Korea, Turkey, Saudi.
Married high school sweetheart in while serving.
College on GI bill while working full time and raising 2. This was a very tough time, where I started challenging my perceptions of everything; and trying to be grateful for my opportunities.

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@glennlab hit Level 10!
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
It’s nice having friends in high places.πŸ˜‰
PSA: Help Conservatives Heartbroken By Donald Trump Indictment | The Daily Show
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
Tears are from imagining life in the general population of a Georgia prison for his role in the Georgia Brad Raffensperger phone call.😭
We have a solution to save the Amazon!
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
The 8 legged version of viagra. https://www.livescience.com/41591-brazilian-wandering-spiders.html
I kid you not
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
I thought you were full of guacamole.πŸ˜‰ https://www.businessinsider.com/avocado-history-word-testicle-2018-6
NetFlix values diversity
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
Elon should feel flattered.
It's not looking good [youtube.com]
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
I think the narrator used the word “crisis” every other sentence. Why would an Asian media company want to sew doubt about the US economy?🀨
Republicans' favorite breakfast in secret
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
Best served with sliced mushrooms and covered in ketchup.
North Carolina Republicans Introduce Bill to Outlaw “Participation Trophies” Republicans in ...
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
Exhausting.
'He'll be our next president': Florida protesters stay faithful to Trump: [bbc.
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
And that’s why you shouldn’t marry people you meet at your family reunion.πŸ™„
It's the empty my cat folder part 1, begging for likes
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
You made it!πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽˆπŸŽŠπŸŽπŸΎπŸ‘―‍♀️ How appropriate that it‘s on April Fools Day.πŸ˜‰ But you’ve alway been a 10.
It's the empty my cat folder part 1, begging for likes
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
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It's the empty my cat folder part 1, begging for likes
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It's the empty my cat folder part 1, begging for likes
Garban comments on Apr 2, 2023:
205 points left
Do vegans ever have a beef with each other?
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
If I was constantly hungry from eating that stuff I’d have a beef with everyone.
The first thing I look for in a woman is her heart.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Short cut to a women’s heart is though HER funny bone not your funny bone.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn commandment 5 . Thou shall honor thy meme miners.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn commandment 6. Thou shall not bear false memes. Unless they’re really really funny.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn commandment 7. Thou shall not commit adultery. Unless she’s really really hot.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn Commandment 8. Thou shall have no other meme miner above me!
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn commandment 9. Thou shall not whine about your butt hurt condition.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn commandment 10. All memes are fair game!
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
How to you keep Glenn from posting memes? Fix him a bacon sandwich.
Just trying to help Glenn!!!!
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
The best way to help Glenn is bacon and wine. Replying to his post may actually work better.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Glenn: Women want him, bacon fears him.
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
What happened to all my bacon? Oh,Glenn came over.
Not sure I'd trust him with my child.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Trust me.
Pretty much!
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
They’re not dicks. They’re mushrooms.
I hear the proud boys are asking Ron to hold off on that drag law thing for a little while.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
No white knee high boots?πŸ˜”
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
I can always tell when Glenn is on line. Smoke comes out of my phone!
He might be getting plenty of reading time in the future unless he decides that he wants to follow ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Is this a good place to do a Glenn Roast?
Hope this helps!!! Lol!!!
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Helped me. Where’s our boy?
With over 8000 posts, I'm sure you can find something to offend you.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Why should we help that offensive clown? Because he’s our offensive clown!
The biased reasoning is always the same: my conception of the Good influences my definition of the ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Truth and good have no inherent relationship. I’m guessing you have an issue with the term “social justice” you‘re trying to convey?
First Aprils fool joke, video Spaghetti bush. [arstechnica.com]
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
New to me! A treasure for the next generations of silly!
A Good priest to Avoid
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Yucky, but accurate. πŸ˜–
CODDIWOMPLE According to the Urban dictionary, Coddiwomple is defined as “to travel in a ...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
I like it.
Traumatized generation.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
My neighbor had to wait 4 weeks for a permit to have a shed rebuilt after a storm, but right wingers get butt hurt if they have to wait 4 days for a background check.
Legal problems...
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Quack kills.πŸ˜‰
Joe Biden reportedly expected to miss King Charles’ coronation and Piers Morgan goes crazy
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Being present at the holy anointment of the leader of the English church doesn’t seem to me to be high priority. Pomp and ceremony for the inheritance of a crown that has such a history of transitions through murder and intrigue. Seriously.πŸ™„
The first casualty of war is the truth.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Never heard of them. Supposedly not very reliable and quite partisan. But just an opinion, judge for yourself. https://adfontesmedia.com/grayzone-bias-reliability/
I apologize in advance.
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Praise the lard! 🀣🀣🀣
It's The Hypocrisy That Gets Me
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
Try an ice pack for both ends.
So which one is it General?
Garban comments on Apr 1, 2023:
His statements aren’t inconsistent. He’s a professional soldier not a fortune teller.
THE PROCESS: Investigation βœ”οΈ Grand jury βœ”οΈ Indictment...
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
3/14th of the process is done according to your list. So maybe before he hits the centennial mark we’ll get closure? πŸ˜‰
Who remembers when paying hush money used to be called extortion?
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
“Silver or lead”?
I saw him crying on Fox, now I know why.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
“Witch Hunt! Witch Hunt! Witch Hunt! Witch Hunt!”πŸ™„ Try something new like “Prison Bitch Stalking!”
FIGJAM, an acronym standing for; Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me Example; The Democratic Party in the ...
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Yes. We’re a shit show. We know it. But we’re a shit show open to the public. Put on your boots, grab a shovel and come on over.πŸ˜‰
Hats off to those that gave their all for the moron militia
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Are they going mobilize now, during the trial, or at the sentencing? The sentencing, when and if it occurs, will be a very tense day for everyone.
You know when you're a former second rate TV actor, they will put you on any show's promo just for ...
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Arrested Despot.
A new group has been formed to deal with the one issue many want to sweep under the rug, ...
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
What is the maximum capacity?
The only answer I can get is , well you know people.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Names please.
While Donald's away the Slovenian slut is going to play.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
“Mrs. Trump, are you trying to seduce me”?
In the Honor of the indicted Donnie on this special day
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Hillary looking in the window - Perfectly creepy!
It's gotta be Karma or at least the universe saying Enough!
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
I like the persecution vs prosecution one. Simple facts, but I doubt the MAGATs can comprehend.πŸ™„
I have some great accomplishments.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
I turned a front rub into three kids, a mortgage, and a scraggly tuft of gray hair.πŸ˜‰
Fishermen are notorious liars, but not me.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Guilty.
More of a "siren stop" than a true whistle stop tour.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
That’s my idea of making America great.
Batter up!
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
The little girl has quite the afternoon planned for lucky little Jeffrey.🀣.
I don't have any sympathy for her, but this is still funny
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Donny goes to jail while Melania gets paroled. The pool boys at Mar-A-Logo are going to be very busy.
When does not above the law, actually takes place and puts these criminals were they belong?
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
No DA wants to put their career on the line prosecuting a former political leader just to have his ass handed to him in such a public arena. This is actually a little encouraging though, because there must be a very tight case if they do move forward. Not a lawyer, just my opinion.
This is true…
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Still defending that orange turd he after putting his daughter’s life at risk. A terrible excuse for a father and a man.
Here's a question.
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
I’ve heard a lot of theories about how this would be handled. Everything from house arrest to solitary confinement. We’re in uncharted waters, there’s no telling what they may come up with. IMO he should get no special considerations and be thrown in with the general population. This would send a very loud message to crooked politicians on both sides of the isle.
The many times trump has called for violence during his presidency: [axios.com]
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
That’s just scraping the surface of the his violent rhetoric. Worst part is he basically has a version of the Nazi SA, we call them the alt-right, just waiting for his command.
Finally some movement!
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
Joe ass is going to jail!🀣 I hate it when people repeat the punch line, but I can’t help myself.
Friday morning cuteness
Garban comments on Mar 31, 2023:
I call dibs on the bottom right!
Most Valuable Player
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Does she deserve praise or pity? πŸ„
Been in the hospital with my mom since Sunday! Hope everyone is having a good week!
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Great batch. I hope your mom can enjoy your humor as much as we do. Best wishes.
Donald Trump indicted on criminal charges in hush money payment case – live | Donald Trump | The ...
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
The charges are still under seal but he’s already fund raising off of this. What a loser.πŸ™„
When the aliens come, they leave right away for some reason.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Take me with you!
Share Your Feelings
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
πŸ‘πŸ‘†β˜οΈ πŸ€žπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‡βœŒοΈπŸ––
🀣🀣🀣 Insurrection Barbi really needs to just sit down and STFU.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Pissing in the bushes is very upsetting for her. Shitting on the constitution is fine however.πŸ˜–
TRUMP INDICTED CNN reports NY GJ indicts Trump [cnn.com]
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Special counsel Jack Smith is thinking “Stand Back and hold my beer!”
Russian Troops Given Holy Candles Not Battle Gear to Protect Them in Ukraine
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Canon fodder.πŸ€•
The meritocratic fallacy.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
IMO merit is earned one person at a time, it’s not awarded like some degree or award that can’t be taken away. It can be lost as a result of misjudgments or even unfortunate circumstances. IMO success is the achievement of a personal ambition having nothing to do with the opinions of other people or any social construct. Example: Elon Musk considers himself a successful businessman, however his success was built by the innovations of others, therefore he doesn’t earn merit for those innovations. Just my thoughts.
Imagine what Putin would do to this pasty-faced numbnuts.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
I’m not a Disney fan, but DeSantis using his position to attack a company or person that speaks out against his policies makes him a threat to all of us. Good for Mickey, kick him for me while he’s down.
I've partied my ass off, but I never misplaced it.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
Are you sure someone isn’t stuck in there?😲
Poor little mushroom
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
If it fits , you must convict.
The puns are clothes to the vest on this one.
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
The dirty laundry of the American school system for everyone to see.πŸ˜‰
Biblical Computers
Garban comments on Mar 30, 2023:
The Woz and Steve instead of Adam and Eve?
These parents rights people need to understand that they only have a right to determine what their ...
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
And kids don’t mature at the same rate. What one child can comprehend at an age another may not be ready for. That’s why politicians need to stay the hell out of the class room and let the parents and teachers decide what is appropriate for the kid.
The U.S.'s ridiculous obsession with "Why?
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
We can’t cure the “why” people do the malicious things they do. We can address the how, if we had the political courage.
Sorry about the multiple postings.
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
This site is getting very sluggish at times. It may not be your fault.
Overheard at GOP fundraiser: "Egalitarian multiculturalism? Where's the fun in that?"
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
Whining about the wokeness of the thoughtful, is the weakness of the hateful.πŸ™πŸ˜–
Christian Nationalists use that book to justify their so-called morality.
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
Banning the Bible would just give it more credence. File it in the library under adult fiction, someplace between Assholes and Butt nuggets.
According to the rules of English, the first person singular is I.
Garban comments on Mar 29, 2023:
I’ll call them whatever they want, but I mess up from time to time. Please remind me without getting offended and I’ll try harder next time. When I call someone by the wrong pronoun it’s not malicious. You have to be patient with some people when the rules change.
I love water, that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Garban comments on Mar 28, 2023:
Now I’m thirsty.
You see that cat?
Garban comments on Mar 28, 2023:
She looks trustworthy to me.
Granted the U.
Garban comments on Mar 28, 2023:
Jesus, guns, and babies. Those seem to be the priorities of many Americans. Babies are obviously last on their list.πŸ™„ https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-jesus-guns-babies-slogan-by-republicans-is-a-weaponized-movement
The absolute truth when it comes to these Obstructionist regressive republican christofascists maga ...
Garban comments on Mar 27, 2023:
Numbers don’t lie. However politicians and clergyman are quite talented at it.
I try to make everyone smile, but if I fail, so be it.
Garban comments on Mar 27, 2023:
Speaking of making people laugh. @AnneWimsey said she was having problems seeing your posts. Do you know if she got that sorted out?
Keeps the Jehovah Witnesses away
Garban comments on Mar 26, 2023:
The look on her face.πŸ˜‚
An Ambitious Amigo
Garban comments on Mar 26, 2023:
Or a the bar “Wal-Martini”. Made with great value rubbing alcohol and vinegar.
What a great idea...
Garban comments on Mar 26, 2023:
Do they have a hemp option?
It is a common to the point of banality, for Christian apologists to state that.
Garban comments on Mar 26, 2023:
As demonstrated by many mammals living in social groups. The observation of a mutual good isn’t solely a human concept.
My Bombay sink sitter!!!
Garban comments on Mar 25, 2023:
Cats can get comfortable anywhere.🀣
Add threatening a public official to the charges. [independent.co.uk]
Garban comments on Mar 25, 2023:
Subtle isn’t he.πŸ™„
Trump warns of 'potential death and destruction' if he's charged in hush money probe The former ...
Garban comments on Mar 24, 2023:
Sound like extortion? πŸ™„
I found this quite interesting and wanted to share.
Garban comments on Mar 24, 2023:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATcrrzJFtBY
I’d like to own these vending machines and put one in every Maga Republican district.
Garban comments on Mar 23, 2023:
AGM. Automatic Grift Machine.
Florida principal ousted after students see image of Michelangelo’s "David" [open.
Garban comments on Mar 23, 2023:
Florida, AKA Afghanistan West.

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