On the latest mass shooting. Copied from one of my favorite FB bloggers, Jim Wright.

Her: Aren't you going to say something?

Me: Say what?

Her: Don't you care?

Me: Meh. Nowadays, I don't get out of bed for any mass shooting with less than 20 dead.

Her: HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS? CHILDREN ARE DEAD!

Me: Are we gonna do anything? Are we going to do anything at all? Anything?

Her:

Me:

Her: Well, OK, first, see, what you gotta, uh, see, freedom, the 2nd Amendment is, um, er, well, but...

Me: Like I said.

Her: You're an asshole.

Me: Thoughts and prayers, Baby. Thoughts and prayers.