Wait....I need one with everything, no onions but
ADD chili!!!!

lettuce for the "bun" guac, and salsa fresca! dammit I want one now

Medium rare, a slightly sweet bun (like King's Hawaiian), mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickle.

OR

Same meat and bun, but Swiss cheese, bacon and avocado, mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickle.

And now I'm hungry.

whatever kind of cheese, onions, pickles, mustard and sometimes bacon

Depends on what I'm hankerin' that day.
Could be a flour bun, bacon, Pepper Jack & American cheese. That's it.
Or, Flour bun, American Cheese, Mustard, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles, Onions, Bacon. (Substitute Old English for American where available)

"That is a tasty burger!. I don't usually get to have burgers because my girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."

beef cheddar cheese green chili lettuce tomato onion mustard. I don't need the bun

Burger king whopper double... its got all i need.