Sebastian, I'm sorry (NOT) that your hetero sensitive snowflake self can't handle this. TOO EFFIN' BAD! We're here; we're queer; WE CAN EVEN GET MARRIED NOW (in a popular children's book, to boot!) So you need to get over it! You don't like it, you don't have to read Arthur, and that's a shame, b/c it's a delightful series. Get a life, dude!