Just joined, so throwing out an electronic message in a bottle, and not even sure on whose shore it might wash up. I finally decided it's not worth my time to try to talk to people who have imaginary friends, so that's why I'm here. It amazes me that grown-ass people believe in fairy tales. I believe that being nice to people as a first option comes naturally, and does not require the threat of eternal hellfire; anyone who believes in "Screw thy neighbor before he screws you" is just an asshole. That said, I don't let those people fuck with me. So hey everyone, I don't even know if anyone will see this! Peace!
Found a bottle on my beach.
Read the message that was inside.
Found it to be cool.
Welcome to the menagerie, and I hope you find your stay here productive.