Spaced Mom:
[My kids finding the Elf on the Shelf in the morning]
10yo: She’s always in the same places every year, why doesn’t she find some new ones?
Me: YOU TRY COMING UP WITH NEW IDEAS FOR A GODDAMN MONTH—I mean, um, it's because those spots are filled with Christmas magic, my darlings!
lol coming up with new advent calendars was my mom's holiday dilemma...I find that I have the same one..ha ha...
We did elf on the shelf...but now there are entire Pinterest pages devoted to new places and themes so there is no excuse for "sameness" ..ha ha
Ha ha feeding the sharks chicken...I wish I thought of that