My jesus jokes offended 2 Xians today. Oops.
I guess some Xians couldn't handle my comments. I said, "Happy Dead Guy On A Stick Day" to my boss. She's all, "That's rude." I said, "I'm kidding. Sorry." I told someone else my joke on the cookies and "what is jesus' favorite gun" joke. Then 3 of us godless people had to listen about jesus for a while. I wanted to tell more jokes, but that might have been pushing it a little. All in a good day's work. Yay! 4 days off next week starting tomorrow. My Dr.'s appt tomorrow for my med fix. Yay! I'm going on a walk now. The weather is beautiful. ?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Oh the sacrifices, athiests must make in the name ungodliness
lbusche
Level 7
Apr 1, 2018
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Yes. I had to hear about giants and unicorns. I asked if she believed in Thor, Allah, Apollo, etc... She said No. I told her they were gods too.
So those 4 days off correlate with telling the Jesus jokes?? Jk enjoy!
ashortbeauty
Level 8
Apr 1, 2018
2
Nah, my hours have to be low because of my Medicaid.
not entirely but a parody here and there makes it more interesting
Jesus had a bad 3-day weekend for your sins.
WilliamCharles
Level 8
Apr 1, 2018
3
Lol.
Dunno what state you live in, but a single ill advised joke can get you fired in some of them.
Druvius
Level 8
Apr 1, 2018
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Okay. She made fun of me for being an atheist. So I had to return the favor.
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