Can't dance. Tried. Wanted to. Suck so hard at it. Done with it, for good.

I think because I learned from a young age to interpret music--and, therefore, rhythm--through my fingers via piano and later violin, all my rhythm neurons got wired, young and strongly, to my hands--and woe to any other part of my body that would try to relate to rhythm!

I hate being im environments where people ask you to dance. No, I'm not just being shy or self-conscious. Ive had many years sucking very badly at this, this time won't be any different, it's not fun for me, and I'm totally done. Leave me alone and don't act like I'm out of line for saying no just because there's a cover band and Bud Light in plastic cups. Rrr.