Never has the maxim "God helps them as helps themselves" seemed more apt.
Isn't it wonderful how much the church helps so many people?
Did they erase the part where Jesus said it would be "easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven"?
I once heard that misquoted as "it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of an needle than it is for a camel to."
All the nodding and confused pontificating from the devout was freaking hilarious.