Poll: 65 Percent of Trump Voters "Think" Dems Used Satan to Win Election : atheism

Fixed it.

Of course Dems used Satan he magically changed those Dominion voting machine votes. God was too busy answering Kenneth Copelands and Joel Ostend prayers and forgot to change them back to the candidate he really wanted to win

HEY! We're supposed to keep that under wraps!

Well their god isn't very almighty then, is it?

Well... I suspect you've heard the old saying: 'The devil is in the details', so go with what works.

And if you want results in the 'real world'(tm), you'll be just as well off invoking Satan as you would be seeking Jesus. Also, Satan can be a lot more fun if you do it right.

So that would mean Lucifer defeated Jeebus. I guess those morons didn't pray hard enough.