I am reminded of a joke. 10 years after WWII, a Japanese soldier was found hiding alone on a small island in the Pacific. When interviewed he was asked what he ate. There were cows, rice, and other vegetation he could eat, plenty of food. When asked about what he did to entertain himself, he stated he made Saki from the rice so he could get drunk. When asked how he managed without any companionship, he said he was intimate with the cows. The interviewer was startled and asked, do you mean you had sex with a cow? He replied, Cow an' Saki, let good times roll.