Satanists is the awesome way to show the world that Satan is not bad as the religious books say.
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I read your "thoughts" and I disagree. We chose to be Satanists because it is documented in the christians very own book that we exist. It is very difficult for a christian to argue we are not a real religion as they have with others.

@Rainbird Fine. But you're not a "real religion" and "Satan" doesn't exist, at least not in the way the word is commonly understood. Therefore Satanic rituals are absurd. You know this, yet you call yourself a "Satanist" anyway, as some sort of tongue-in-cheek, in-your-face doublespeak, do not conduct Satanic rituals, don't believe in Satan, and think you're being cute. Unless I'm somehow mistaken.
If I'm not, you're simply being absurd and are an embarrassment.
I personally am agnostic, not atheist, but you are giving fuel to the fire to people who claim atheists are really Satanists. If that's you intention, you're doing a great job!