I'm so mean and heartless that I eat babies during church service in front of the congregation... Where do they come up with these ideas? Oh yes that's right they read that book of hate and racism and sexism and lies,the BuyBull....
Nothing could be farther from the truth, I don't need babies they're too bony... And I'm not a mean and heartless person, unless I'm being condemned for not believing a bunch of BS fax from a book of BS by a bunch of BS people that have BS on their mind as a way of controlling the people in a BS sort of way... I really don't like to be told how to spend my free will because, well it's my free will and I get to choose what I want without fear of condemnation or reprisal... But tell that to a Christian Jesus, you'll be in a lot of trouble Hellfire as what they say! Well if there's going to be Hell Fire, can I get a baby with that to cook?

The most common one is that atheists are constantly trying to recruit people away from religion, much the same way evangelists are always trying to convert the non-believers. The myth is that atheism is a belief in itself.