That god is a real card.

My favorite nasty Buybabble story, is the one about the woman slave who is pimped out by her owner, but dies after being gang raped. So her master, and pimp, who is a godly priest, gives her body a kick to see if she is faking it.

My favorite horrible Bible story is the one where two angels visit Lot in the city of Sodom. A mob shows up wanting to have their way with the two angels. Lot heroically protects the angels and admonishes the angry mob, but offers up his two virgin daughters to the mob as appeasement. The mob refuses this offer though so I guess maybe they weren't completely awful. The poor defenseless angels struck the mob blind. Later on, there's some incest. Fun story! I don't remember being told this story at Vacation Bible School.