If one more person tells me to pray for Vegas or Puerto Rico my eyes are going to roll so far back in my head they are going to stick. If there is a God, he's an asshole. I just can't force myself to respond respectfully anymore.
I'm sitting on the toilet now praying and pushing so hard. I feel the spirit coming over me. Plop....thank you SHITTY, I thank you for that explosive bowel movement. I worship thee. LMAO Sorry, I just smoked.
Here's a thought. Start crying everytime they mention you know what. Start with a sniff followed with a sob followed with a full blown wail. You can add some drama by saying "why? why? Wait until they run away then you can burst out laughing...or you could just nod your head and walk away....
With the History of all the Wars and Nuking. (Now North Korea wants to Nuke Us) I feel the same way or will if North Korea does Nuke us. I feel the same way for our Global Warming and Climate Change also. I hate clear, sunny hot weather. Actually I love the cold weather makes me feel better. For me we have so many of these kind of things like the Hurricanes also. Basically many do not have Problem Solving with our Sciences that would help. Or how to get Heather so one can use their Minds. The world is Poisoning our agriculture and health care and how can we use our minds better by this also?