I do. lol and they know I’m a pushover with them.

Too true!

@Appleriver Which can of course, be tossed out.

I finally realized that. I’m just grateful for the tiny corner of my queen size bed they allow me to have.

My cats run for the hills when people come over. When the doorbell rings they vanish into thin air.

@Appleriver If my cats are not under my bed, they are in the basement IN the floor/ceiling (the joist space between the upstairs floor and basement ceiling). There is a section they can access by jumping from the top of the dryer, to the shelf, and up. My fear is that they will die up there one day, or get stuck.

My cat will ignore me until I pick up the phone to play games or pick up the Nintendo switch controller. Then he’s all over me. I put it down he goes away. I pick it up he comes back. We do that 10-15 times before I just give up.

@Appleriver Making your living by stalking and watching prey evolves patience! My Sherman will be apparently deep into sleep unless I tiptoe into the kitchen. Then, he's magically up on the counter, telling me how pathetic and starving he is. I'll bet your cat plays that game, too.