There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long it was bent
To stay out of trouble
He put it double
So instead of coming he went
There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his penis
And woke up with a handful of goo
she looks like she just might stick it up the ass of an ISIS fighter
I am betting she did on far more than one occasion...
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.