◇ An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
◇ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
◇ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
◇ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
◇ Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
◇ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
◇ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
◇ A question mark walks into a bar?
◇ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. I like tugboats.
◇ Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
◇ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
◇ A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
◇ Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
◇ A synonym strolls into a tavern.
◇ At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
◇ A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
◇ Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
◇ A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
◇ An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
◇ The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
◇ A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
◇ The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
◇ A dyslexic walks into a bra.
◇ A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
◇ A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
◇ A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
◇ A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.