Did anyone notice, they misspelled remember, "remeber"? Now I'll think I'll go masturbate.

Both funny and sad as there are serious health benefits to staying active.

Reminds me of three points:

#1: If memory serves: Jane Goodall observed and recorded young chimpanzees who masturbated as juveniles were significantly more active and capable of sexually functioning (fucking) then the juveniles who did not masturbate. She also recorded most/many? (been years) juveniles who did not masturbate were were often not capable of performing.

#2 Webmd reports "April 6, 2004 -- Frequent ejaculation, whether it happens during sexual intercourse, masturbation, or a dream, isn't likely to increase men's risk of prostate cancer. In fact, new research suggests it may have the opposite effect and help protect the prostate." and "Men who ejaculated most often actually had a 33% lower lifetime risk of prostate cancer, and this relationship grew stronger as men grew older."

#3 Use It or Lose It . . The Importance of Strength Training. . . Lots of links

Brings to mind several stories told to me by women who interacted with god fearing Catholic men (no yanking allowed) and being disappointed as the men developed erectile dysfunction early on in their lives. I wonder if there is a correlation?

To maintain health, strength and stamina, I believe in an extended exercise routine.

I wish I had the time , the energy and the self restrain to keep my mouth shut long enough , and go to these churches and try to play the available good girl to meet . Let that mother tell me

Unbelievable

Please ask, please, please, please, please.
I love hurting the feelings of nosy stupid people.

Who would be left to marry?

New sport: Sin Cave Spelunking ...

Yet, all these people are still walking around with their hands intact. Fairly certain if anyone did actually cut their hand off, they'd be sent to the nearest psychiatric ward.

"self-raped her sin cave"
Hey Christian Mothers, I don't think rape means what you think it means. As for the rest of it, that's just ridiculous!

95 % of adult population is guilty of that. So, who gives a damn any way with a right mind.

If masturbation is so bad, why does everybody do it?