I once had the following exchange with a Christian evangelidiot who accosted me at work
Christy: Don't you understand that god loves you
Me: Yes but it is a very conditional love
Christy: No it isn't, what do you mean?
Me: I mean that your god supposedly loves me, but if I don't choose to love him back, he will burn me for all eternity in hell fire, with an army of demons anally raping me with red hot pokers. I find it very difficult to love some one like that.
Christy: (exiting hastily) Well no one said it was going to be easy!