Where do I begin. But there are some things that I wouldn't change for anything. A few of my never again:
Dang, girl, I didn't have any of your picks on my "anti-list"!
Never get involved with a religious or conservative woman.
Never buy my drugs from a house that looks worse than mine.
Never count on opioids to cure my chronic pain, but never believe the docs that all of a sudden act like they don't exist for you!
Never discount a long distance relationship, as hell, who knows!
Never say never, which sorta links into the last one!
Never assume I have the final answer! I'm sharp, but by no means perfect. Realize that I may be full of shit!
Never again automatically discount the decision to not extend my enlistment. I could have 'used' the service for a bunch of schooling, & still served! Not my brightest move!
Watch my tendency to be too much of a "goody-two-shoes" in relationships, & let real experiences pass me by because I was too much a "thoughtful" guy. Idiot, quite often, not necessarily doing the right thing, as being 'righteous', almost as bad as the religious at times! I was far too often a prude, even tho I had been through some very "different" situations!
I'd like to say never put myself in the position of taking care of my Mom, & tho I often sorta wish that, she stays home due to my being here. She feels safer & more secure, & I can't take that away from her!
A lot of things I did were likely dumb as shit, but I did them, & hopefully learned & experienced.
Too insightful for this hour!
Oh that's easy - get my car stuck down an impenetrable road - twist my ankle and hike out through the woods into a Nudist Camp.
That was one particularly bad year of my life I never intend to repeat. And that was the highlight.
omg... way funny.. I am sure not at the time.. but damn, what are the odds.
@mistymoon77 Well I've lived within a few miles of a very large Nudist Camp most of my life? But did I realize where I'd come out of the woods? No.
They have fencing on the MA side. Not so on the CT side! lol
Those are good ones..
Have 'dates" with 2 women that were housemates.One on one side of the house,the other at the complete other end of the house.on the same night.the reason i wouldnt do it again?as it turns out,both women,unbeknownst to any of us,had plans for me in life...TALK ABOUT A CATFIGHT.i WAS LUCKY TO ESCAPE WITH MOST OF MY SKIN
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Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
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Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.