Reminds me of an old Sophie Tucker joke that Bette Midler used to tell.
I was talkin' to my boyfriend, Ernie, last night. He's says to me "Soph," he
always calls me Soph. He says, "Soph, when I'm 80 years old, I'm going to
marry a girl who's 20. Whaddya think of that?"
I says to him, "Ernie, when I'm 80, I'm going to marry a guy who's 20. And we
ALL know that 20 goes into 80, a HELLUVA LOT MORE than 80 goes into 20."
He's still breathin' so he's still tryin'!
very trying lol