Saw that pic before but still funny. I bet that cat was pissed!
Speaking of never drinking with assholes again... When I lived in Phoenix I was 20 and in trade school. I lived about 10 minutes from ASU East. We had loads of big parties. One morning one of my roomies woke me up and told me to look at Big Mike (called him that because he was tall). His face was covered in sharpie! He obviously saw what was on his face and washed it off. It was a weekend so we didn't have school. He did have to work that day tho. He came over after work. I noticed that he had a sharpie penis on the back of his neck! HE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH IT ON HIS NECK ALL DAY! lol
Had a long hair that we had to do that to/for every summer. He'd build up knots on his belly 'cause he was such an ass about brushing him there. The summers just kicked his ass. He looked funny for a spell, but he was a lot more comfortable.
I'm doing better than I thought, I've never woken up and that shape after drinking
Never had your pussy shaved?
@phxbillcee not by somebody else while drunk
@Livinlife By somebody else when sober??? (Have to admit, one of my few fantasy/fetishes, & I've never had the opportunity!) ((I want to take a lo-o-o-o-ong time. Prepping, shaving, lotioning,...))
@Livinlife OK, I gotta go now...LOL!
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