It might involve some whips and chains.. opps.. did I say that out loud.. 
9
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
6 comments
Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.
It never specifies if you are to be spanked or spanking? How am I am to take guidance from this? I'm starting to wonder if fortune cookies are made up hokum like God or Santa. Thanks for the lies fortune cookie!
EricTrommater
Level 9
Feb 15, 2018
2
It's a win-win. Set a timer and switch 
This is just a spoof off of what they put in them..its not real.. Wouldn't it be fun tho to create our own sayings and do these.. like.. Confucius say.. my god's dick is bigger than your god's dick. or the classic.. one who sits in church is pew..
@mistymoon77 Party Palace here in Virginia has make your own fortune cookie fortunes. It's fun for parties but no one ever eats the cookies.
Much better fortune than "That wasn't chicken."
Fearlessfreep
Level 7
Feb 14, 2018
4
LOL no shit. I would agree.. or... it all tastes just like chicken..
Recent Visitors 21
JohnnyMiller
OK, USA
mistymoon77
Bum Fuck MN.,
Nena
Murrieta,
phil21
West Houston Sprawl,
ballou
Houston,
Photos 77,377 More
Posted by noworry28Critical thinking, research, and facts will become a crime under tRump.
Posted by noworry28He is a disgrace.
Posted by KilltheskyfairySomeone tryna tell old Charlie something? 😂😂😂😂
Posted by KilltheskyfairySomeone tryna tell old Charlie something? 😂😂😂😂
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jersey🙄🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jersey🙄🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jersey🙄🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jersey🙄🤣😂🤣
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…