It might involve some whips and chains.. opps.. did I say that out loud.. 
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It never specifies if you are to be spanked or spanking? How am I am to take guidance from this? I'm starting to wonder if fortune cookies are made up hokum like God or Santa. Thanks for the lies fortune cookie!
EricTrommater
Level 9
Feb 15, 2018
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It's a win-win. Set a timer and switch 
This is just a spoof off of what they put in them..its not real.. Wouldn't it be fun tho to create our own sayings and do these.. like.. Confucius say.. my god's dick is bigger than your god's dick. or the classic.. one who sits in church is pew..
@mistymoon77 Party Palace here in Virginia has make your own fortune cookie fortunes. It's fun for parties but no one ever eats the cookies.
Much better fortune than "That wasn't chicken."
Fearlessfreep
Level 7
Feb 14, 2018
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LOL no shit. I would agree.. or... it all tastes just like chicken..
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