the photo should be way blurrier, still very funny
He rode home in a Squad Car...just wait till the Police find it???
To be fair your front door is not a key less entey. So you should have known better.
To be fair, when was the last time you darkened my doorstep? As far as you know I have a dragon guarding my door and playing doorman.
On that note, on the outskirts of Dale,Texas I knew a family that trusted their pet pig, Florence, and her buds, three bird dogs to guard the door. The dogs looked to Florence to approve all visitors to their home. They never locked the door.
I visited them enough to be Florence approved.
@WonderWartHog99 fair enough. Where did you get the dragon?
I'm impressed that you were still upright! ?
Honestly, the only time I drink shots of tequila is on my front porch with my neighbor, Donna. Without exception, my drinking is mostly done at home because I'm cheap. When I'm eating out I MAY order an adult beverage after which Petunia snarls about being the designated driver even if I get just one beer.
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