Don't forget to leave a hand free for the keys to the front door.
@Naejidlopalev . Somebody has a third hand?
@OldGoat43 Somebody has a third hand?
I refer to it as my prehensile penis.
@Naejidlopalev In contrast to your tight jeans, I would leave a trail of the visually injured if I wore a speedo.
Must have a lot of room for rubbish inside... But of course the empty mind, empty house.
@Naejidlopalev ? which word do you not understand? ?
@Naejidlopalev yeast or baking soda?
@Naejidlopalev but there again ...
@FrayedBear
The words were easy to understand, it's the sentences that don't make sense.
@dartagnan6666 which? ?
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.