Today Marks One Year Since the Great Normie Invasion of 2018
On this day "Memes R Us" gained almost 200 members in a single day.
A glitch started putting our precious Memes into the main page posts.
Our offensive, baby eating, dog kicking abominations....
All in plain sight of easily triggered Normies!
Yet it only grew our popularity?
We were once the largest group on Agnostic.com
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I put an end to that quickly.
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I refused to allow the wave of Normie Trash to overtake our little watering hole and turn it into yet another Starbucks!
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In fighting this Normie Scourge, my mind went to Shakespeare:
I composed this take on Henry V that night but decided not to publish it because the damn Normies would still be able to read it and....fuck them!
Here it is now for those who stuck around after those troublesome days.
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If we are mark'd to be exiled, we are enough
To do our website loss; and if to reach level nine,
The fewer men, women and persons of transgender
The greater share of honour.
Darwin's will! I pray thee, wish not one man,
Women or person of transgender more.
By logic, I am not covetous for members,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if agnostics my shitposts offend;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet humour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, Memers, wish not a soul from Agnostic.com.
Dog's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one Memer more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, "Memes R Us", through my host,
That they which hath no stomach for these shitposts,
Let them depart; their passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into their purse;
We would not be banned in that Memer's company
That fears their fellowship to be banned with us.
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
Sisters and whatever is the preferred nomenclature
For transgendered fraternity...
For those to-day that offend the Normies with me
Shall be my brother, sister, trans-brother/sister
(Or however I'm supposed to say it);
Be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition;
And those in Agnostic.com now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their man/woman/trans-hoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us against the Uptight Normie Scourge!