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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.You left out Georgia, both Carolinas and Tennessee.
SiouxcitySue
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Apr 2, 2019
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It's too epic a chore to include the entire planet.
@WonderWartHog99 Well, I thought the implication was that the deep south USA has it's own language. Having lived in some of those places, it seemed prudent to mention specifics. I do agree it's an epic undertaking, but it's a slow day.
@SiouxcitySue I thought the implication was that the deep south USA has it's own language.
Ahem. Dixie -- southeast US.
The region has a dialect of English but not an entirely different language. Like any region of a large country, they have some different cultural differences from other regions of the US. Unlike other regions, we enjoy making fun of ourselves. One day, I might find a guy from Ohio making jokes about Ohio.
Growing up in Dixie, I thought all grocery stories kept 50 pounds of dog food by the door.
When I moved to San Jose, California, I found 50 pounds of rice by the grocery door.
This in contrast to the more subtle method while cruising the beaches of North Florida.
- Hold a six pack on the roof with the left hand.
- Steer with the right hand.
- Wink at anything under 18 wearing a skimpy bikini.
- Keep a keg in the back.
- Memorize this phrase: "I hadn't opened any of them officer. Would you like me to pass a few of them around with you?"
- Having gotten your share of jail bait, head for the no tell hotel which you previously rented with a fake ID.
- Deny everything.
WonderWartHog99
Level 8
Apr 2, 2019
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Minor variation in Alabama: Yo! Yea, you the shit hot bitch! Get in the fucking truck.
WonderWartHog99
Level 8
Apr 2, 2019
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