Petunia told me her ideal weekend once we were married was to swap dirty jokes. The hunt for dirty jokes for me is sometimes fruitless. She immediately abandoned all hope.
Thank you for assisting my married bliss.
Glad I could help lol
@Livinlife One of my favorites is a farmer buys a new rooster for his farm. The old rooster takes the new one aside and says "Look, you can have these hens. I'm ready to retire. However, if I don't pretend to put up a fight they'll peck me to death. So chase me around the coop a few times, okay?"
With that the new rooster starts after the old one.
They circle the coop once, twice, three times and boom a shot rings out.
The farmer puts down his gun and says "Dam. Three roosters this week. All of them gay."
O.B.G.
At the risk of seeming dumb, what is O.B.G.?
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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