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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.“What’s anal got to do with it?”
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“You give anal a bad name.”
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“Anal lift us up where we belong.”
“When the anal is good.”
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TheKranium
Level 6
May 13, 2019
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We have a WINNAH!
and on the subject of tunes how about a couple Bands too?
I'll start
Barry White and the Anal Unlimited Orchestra
bookofmorons
Level 9
May 13, 2019
2
That is hilarious, my imagination is running wild.
This is such a creative crew, I'm still laughing from all the responses before me. "Anal Letters in the Sand" Pat Boone. Do you suppose those are created by farts?
SiouxcitySue
Level 8
May 13, 2019
3
people all over the world on the Anal Train
bookofmorons
Level 9
May 13, 2019
2
As a child I often sang this hymn at church. I have made the substituion suggested:
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Earth, with her ten thousand flow'rs,
Air, with all its beams and show'rs,
Heaven's infinite expanse,
Sea's resplendent countenance--
All around and all above
Bear this record: God is anal. -
Sounds among the vales and hills,
In the woods and by the rills,
Of the breeze and of the bird,
By the gentle murmur stirred--
Sacred songs, beneath, above,
Have one chorus: God is anal. -
All the hopes that sweetly start
From the fountain of the heart,
All the bliss that ever comes
To our earthly human homes,
All the voices from above
Sweetly whisper: God is anal.
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
May 13, 2019
5
The Lord must have been a neat freak...
I anal you a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
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BestWithoutGods
Level 8
May 13, 2019
5
That might just be a little too much anal. Do you Know how big a bushel is? Whew.
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