“What’s anal got to do with it?”
“Anal me two times, one for tomorrow and one one just for today.”
“You give anal a bad name.”
“Anal takes time.”
“All you need is anal.”
“Anal lift us up where we belong.”
“When the anal is good.”
“If you can’t be with the one you Anal, Anal the one you’re with.”
“Because the greatest Anal of all is happening to me
I found the greatest anal of all inside of me
The greatest anal of allIs easy to achieve
Learning to anal yourself It is the greatest anal of all”
We have a WINNAH!
and on the subject of tunes how about a couple Bands too?
I'll start
Barry White and the Anal Unlimited Orchestra
That is hilarious, my imagination is running wild.
This is such a creative crew, I'm still laughing from all the responses before me. "Anal Letters in the Sand" Pat Boone. Do you suppose those are created by farts?
As a child I often sang this hymn at church. I have made the substituion suggested:
Earth, with her ten thousand flow'rs,
Air, with all its beams and show'rs,
Heaven's infinite expanse,
Sea's resplendent countenance--
All around and all above
Bear this record: God is anal.
Sounds among the vales and hills,
In the woods and by the rills,
Of the breeze and of the bird,
By the gentle murmur stirred--
Sacred songs, beneath, above,
Have one chorus: God is anal.
All the hopes that sweetly start
From the fountain of the heart,
All the bliss that ever comes
To our earthly human homes,
All the voices from above
Sweetly whisper: God is anal.
The Lord must have been a neat freak...
I anal you a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
...
That might just be a little too much anal. Do you Know how big a bushel is? Whew.
Posted by glennlabIn case there was ever any doubt
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyStill more bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.