I guess my kid will be able to "scrub" me pretty well ;D
you still can't have sex w my wife
Wanna bet.
That's the key to "eternal life"....do memorable things;
Don't ask friends to simply "remember you"...do something that they will remember you by.
Then you will literally "stay alive" in the minds of at least one generation.
Truly great ones will live for several generations due to famous speeches, good acting, good books, and/or good works.
--burn the pictures and videos
--Cash stashed in the upper right corner of......
--pick up the dry cleaning and donate the clothes
ha ha yeah, we all need best friends to the very end...
I like the 4th one
so why does your best friend have to tell him! yikes!
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.