Sounds like mental masturbation! A stupid idea from the get-go!
When I was a kid, before I had access to porn, my thoughts were my porn.
Is this another one of those 'boyz' things because, although I love to masturbate, there is no turn on for me in this.
I think you are correct unless using inside one of those banana protectors to make them rattle and subtly change weight as moved.
@FrayedBear That's it! No more bananas for me.
how do you do that? Askin' for a friend
Think chopped liver?
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