Better than "May the flies of a thousand camels fly up your nose."
That's slightly more tame than the one I heard: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of my enemies and may their arms be too short to scratch."
Brilliant. May the cat be right behind you as you turn from the stove with a hot pot in your hand.
ha ha ha sometimes the little petty annoyances are the best thing to wish for...
May you always get sand in your bathing suit bottoms...
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.