I'm glad they aren't eating clocks. That would be very time consuming.
Moan.
Groan.
Very momentous.
@FrayedBear Yes. And people who eat clocks sometimes go back for seconds.
@BestWithoutGods i leftmyself open to thatone!
@FrayedBear During the Revolutionary War, the minutemen ate clocks!
@FrayedBear Then there was the guy who made a belt out of wrist-watches. It was a waist of time.
@BestWithoutGods Misspellt?
@FrayedBear Is she the daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Pellt?
@BestWithoutGods spelled perfectly, but definitely time to wrap this joke up!
@EyesThatSmile You're right. Time to wrap it up. I won't tell the one about the man who sold herbs and spices. (He kept looking at the clock to remind him of the thyme.)
@EyesThatSmile Spoil sport!
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.