Try large dogs. It usually involves a bruised kidney.

@wolf041 Have you been binge watching Tiger King?

@WonderWartHog99 Don't even know what it is . I'm such a peasant.

@wolf041 As you might expect, it's a documentary about a guy who keeps dozens of tigers for his own private zoo. What you wouldn't expect it's about a narcissistic gay bigamist who has a Charles Mansion style organization. His group runs it out of Oklahoma. He considers a woman who also has a tiger zoo, some 1,500 miles away in Florida as his competition.

He's currently serving time for trying to kill her.

It's a weird documentary. In the middle of it the guy (Joe Exotic), decides to run for US President. One of his presidential campaign promotions was handing out condoms with his face on the package. When that didn't work, he ran for governor.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any stranger, they would have another episode. There's drugs! Breast implants! Sex with the under aged . . . .

@WonderWartHog99 sounds like some crazy stuff. Maybe even crazy enough to forget about the current wave of insanity

@WonderWartHog99 oh my goodness that Tiger King show was nuts! I couldn’t look away, plus I live 40 minutes from that ladies Big Cat Rescue

@WonderWartHog99, @wolf041 I’ve been sick for a little over 2 weeks and it was a great distraction