One moment & I'll put you through to the manager...
I worked at a Rexall - a Walgreens or CVS back in the day - we used to get calls about "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?". (Pipe tobacco).
"You do? Well let him out.".
That was an ancient joke even when I was 19.
How far we've 'come'.....
@Bassman It's what I always wanted to say when I worked security - instead I had to say "Galileo Electro optics Security, Officer "blahblah" speaking - how can I help you?".
FuK Mi would have been far easier. And more appropriate.
I often thought if something were about to blow at the plant it would have by the time I finished that mouthful!