I bought a NEW Truck a couple of months ago, but I needed to take it back to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The technician kindly explained to me that this was a “SMART TRUCK” and the radio was “VOICE-ACTIVATED”.
He turned the radio on and said, “Nelson” to the radio.
The radio replied, “Ricky or Willy?”
“Willy” he continued and ‘On the road again’ came on the speakers.
Then he said “AC/DC”, and in an instant, ‘Highway to hell’ took the place of Willy Nelson.
I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I said “Beethoven” I would get beautiful classical music or if I said “Beetles” I would get one of their greatest hits.
Well, yesterday, a fella ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck but luckily I swerved in time to avoid it.
I yelled out “YOU STUPID FUKEN IDIOT!”
And the radio said, “Danial Andrew's or Anthony Albanese?”
I love my new truck!
2
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
Recent Visitors 12
Photos 150 More
Posted by 1patriotthey are creating a 15 Cities all along this coast in Australia
Posted by 1patriotthunder writes: I remember early in the pandemic when there was a protest outside the hospital (Toronto Canada).
Posted by vocaloldfart Is this the way of the future?
Posted by vocaloldfartIf you think times were tough under the LNP Mafiosa in the previous years, Give Dutton the disastrous destroyer the vote in the next election, and look foreward to worse to come.
Posted by vocaloldfartMichael Pascoe: And the award for the worst Liberal leader goes to… ?
Posted by vocaloldfartDingoes elevated to 'almost-human' status in pre-colonial Australia .
Posted by vocaloldfartVanadium batteries’ sustainable energy hailed as key to solar revolution Vanadium could be the answer to using solar and wind round the clock, silencing critics who say they’re useless when the...
Posted by FrayedBearThis amused me. How about you? "Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Shulz
Posted by FrayedBearNine chairman, and former Australian Treasurer, Peter Costello is now promoting war with China after making $millions lobbying for defence companies BY SHANE DOWLING ON MARCH 12, 2023
Posted by FrayedBearIt has taken since 1986 for the Australian Human Rights Commission to release papers & a suggested draft for incorporation into Australian law to protect all citizens.
Posted by FrayedBearIt has taken since 1986 for the Australian Human Rights Commission to release papers & a suggested draft for incorporation into Australian law to protect all citizens.
Posted by FrayedBearIt has taken since 1986 for the Australian Human Rights Commission to release papers & a suggested draft for incorporation into Australian law to protect all citizens.
Posted by FrayedBearIt has taken since 1986 for the Australian Human Rights Commission to release papers & a suggested draft for incorporation into Australian law to protect all citizens.
Posted by FrayedBearWhat a con - mRNA vaccinations?
Posted by FrayedBearWhy is the Murdoch media not widely reporting this apparent scandal that should prevent the NSW Premier being re-elected for a further 4 years?
Posted by vocaloldfartsign of the times