Trump says he wants to declare ANTIFA a terrorist group.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Antifa shouldn't even need a label. It should be the default state of every decent fucking human being. Let's just say it again for the hard of hearing: WHITE SUPREMACISM IS EVIL. ULTRANATIONALISM IS EVIL. ANYONE CALLING FOR ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS CLEANSING IS EVIL. And evil needs to be fought.

I was watching 'Mindhunters' and as I worked in forensic psychiatry for many years started thinking ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Maybe it's because all the dangerous psychopaths with a desire to destroy the society that nurtured them go into politics these days.

The great nation of the free.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 25, 2019:

What's even more ironic is they also have the highest incarceration rate in the developed world.

After the orgy and why I love going to the dentist.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 25, 2019:

When I was at uni, a mate nicked a tank of nitrous from the chem labs. He fitted it with a regulator, with a thin piece of stiff, flexible tube sticking out of it. We painted the top like R2D2. So, you rolled R2 between your legs, stuck the tube between your teeth, and cranked the regulator. Breath deep. When you lost control of your jaw muscles, the tube would spring out with a distinctive hiss, and it was the next person's turn. I've also found it mixes very well with other drugs. Weed, ecstasy, but especially hallucinogens. Farkin' hell, nitrous plus acid turns my brain inside out.

What piercings do you guys recommend? im a piercing freak and already have thirteen

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Given your skin tone, a gold nose ring would be cute in my ever so humble opinion. Gold on brown skin looks lovely.

BOBBY-DAZZLER.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Made it to Australia, too.

OH GOD I was wrong, not everyone loves the Beatles - Who's your favorite Beatle?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Here's to stupid hair!

Tried to duplicate a restaurant dish. Oops.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Yes, but it was very simple. A burger that consisted of fried halloumi, garlic baked mushrooms, grilled peppers and baby spinach on a toasted brioche bun with a dressing of balsamic vinegar, olive oil, mustard, salt and pepper. It's freakin' delicious. Even dedicated carnivores approve.

How old were you?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Around 10/11, I guess. Been wackin' the poor thing ever since.

Does anyone else think Boris Johnson is now out of his depth, floundering and making one blunder ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 6, 2019:

One of my pet peeves is how blatantly pro Tory the BBC has become. Boris' performance at question time was shambolic - Corbyn ran rings around him. You'd never know it if you only watched the Beeb.

Last weekend, I sat down to enjoy a big mug of coffee, only to have my hand suddenly do some weird ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.

Mike has been a naughty boy.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Weiner roast!

Maybe just me, but I and have always been fascinated by speed.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 8, 2019:

A mate gave me a ride on his Yamaha R1 that he got when they first came out. Man, that thing was a missile. Break the law in every gear.

One thing that I have noticed is that people seem to be a lot less DIY these days than when I was a ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 9, 2019:

I dunno. For me, it was being a starving student in the 90's that taught me to have a bash at fixing stuff. Shit, it was that or wait for the landlord, and that was never going to happen.

What's she doing with that?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Titan Arum. A huge, throbbing organ of reproduction that unfortunately smells like rotting meat.

How do you respond to "Have a blessed day!"?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Depends on the person. Nice? "Ta, have a good one y'self'. Not so nice? "Salaam Alaikum" Really not nice? "(Wince) you really should read The Handmaid's Tale."

Random ramblings of an Atheist

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Farkin' hell, I really feel for you poor buggers in the Bible belt. It makes me aware of the privileged position I have - growing up in a fairly secular country (Australia), emigrating to an equally secular one (the UK), and working in a thoroughly secular industry (nuclear power). Please, rant away, sistah.

I cracked open some brick shaped rocks I found and I think the pattern of quartz and feldspar or ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Looks like Graphic Granite - alkali feldspar with exsolved quartz.

I made a goal for myself, to lose 10 of my 40 extra pounds before I see my doctor in October.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Can I recommend the patented MrBeelzeebubbles Chrystal Meth And Hardcore Techno Weightloss Plan (TM)? Can be a little hard on the old mental health, though. And you may lose some teeth.

Can you see this on my profile?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Nope, can't see a thing. Who am I talking to? What day is it? (Staggers around darkened room, knocking over furniture)

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 15, 2019:

So, Jewish people don't love reach other? Hindus? Muslims? Buddhists? Confucians? Jains? Sikhs?Does it have to be a specific god, or will any convenient nearby deity do?

I had an eventful day.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Good lass. Played strong. You definitly deserve a kitten.

How I wish.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I don't want impeachment. His fans will be screeching about it for decades. I want a proper election drubbing, thanks. Then criminal charges for all the shady non-divestment and political interference in ongoing investigations.

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Clair Campbell Patterson. Pioneered radioisotopic dating, created the first 'clean room' lab, dated the earth at 4.55 billion years, a date that has only been refined by a few percent since. If that wasn't enough, when he noticed that his samples were being constantly contaminated with atmospheric lead, he tirelessly campaigned against the use of lead additives in petrol in the face of a concerted smear and intimidation campaign fought by the chemical and automotive industries.

We cant start this shit again our troops have suffered enough

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 26, 2019:

But they have soooo much oil.

Making my travel plans for 2020, where to go...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 1, 2019:

I want to go to the Altai mountains. It looks amazing. Bit of a treck, though.

Delicious art...Photos from an exhibition at my Alma Mater ^^

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Mouth watering.

Happy Sunday y’all! Go Cowboys!!!

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I know nothing about NFL, but I'm sure they're better than the Buffalo Boobs... sorry, sorry, I mean Bills, or the Brown Cleavages... damn it, Cleveland Browns... sigh, I give up. Lovely rack, my dear. Truly spectacular.

Saw this on Facebook and it amused me.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Sphincter. Or orifice.

Saw this on Facebook and it amused me.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Hadron.

I'm making this post just to get the points.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 10, 2019:

I give you no points! None! All your points are mine! Oh, bugger...

Three points to go for level eight and this post should do it. :-)

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 11, 2019:

No it won't.

So true! 😅

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 12, 2019:

Hey, I'm not even a girl!

What's your opinion on FLRs (female-led relationships)?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2019:

I was in one for over a decade. It didn't work out.

Breaking up with a man who withdraws.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 14, 2019:

Sorry, I was thinking you were sick of wiping spunk off your tummy!

That’s definitely me!!!

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 18, 2019:

I had a fling many, many moons ago with a lass who kept a diamond python. Both of them were gorgeous.

Which sport is your favorite? Mine is baseball. Edit: Added some forgotten sports :)

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 27, 2019:

MMA and AFL- Australian Rules. Both for the brutality.

What to you guys think of this? [theconversation.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Oct 30, 2019:

He really beats the hell out of that straw man.

The Bloviator | The Ransomizer

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 1, 2019:

It works! I successfully debloviated your message!

At long last, my articulate daughter speaks clearly on the phone.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 4, 2019:

I've always loved fast talkers. My ex is one. All my kids have the fast talkers gene. Keep up or miss out.

I don't know where to post this (It's educational for me and maybe for you too).

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Only when I've been really wasted on ecstacy.

Another Aussie band Boom Crash Opera, Dancing in the Storm, I feel like I can take on the world ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Jesus, I had a flatmate who was so in lust with the singer.

What gives you rapture?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 15, 2019:

Way back when, screaming my lungs out perfectly synchronised with the juddering, grinding wall of harmonic destruction coming from the death metal band I used to front, while the moshbeast thrashed and roared it's approval from a hundred throats. Rapture. Standing on top of Mt. Rinjani at dawn, and holding in my mind's eye a geological overlay spanning thousands of miles and millions of years. Rapture. Holding the swaddled little bundle of a 20 minute old child, gently rocking, singing and soothing away the tension of being squirted into the world. Rapture.

Sunday morning with Autechre [youtube.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 17, 2019:

Ta!

SUBLIMATE.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 19, 2019:

The most common compound that sublimes is dry ice (frozen CO2), but solid iodine does it too. Produces a funky looking purple gas.

New bass pix! Original post got deleted because I described it in a more colorful way than was ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Nice! Those Peavey cabs are built like tanks.

The majority liberal response to an Indian bill that is supposed to protect minorities (Christians, ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Maybe it's just that the Hindu nationalist Modi beating the populist drum and stirring up sectarian divisions within India and her neighbours makes s few people nervous? Especially as both India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons? Just a thought.

Here's Stoya reading some erotic literature to us while being physically stimulated, culminating in ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 18, 2019:

That. Was. Hot!

What's a funny saying your parents said?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 24, 2019:

"He's a bloody dinosaur. Big mouth, tiny brain, and half of that's in his bum." In traffic: "The one on the right, mate. That's the 'go' pedal."

Are you a "Season's Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" person?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 25, 2019:

"Best of the season to ya!" Covers all the bases.

How do you deal with Holiday family gatherings?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Remotely. My family lives in Australia, I live in the UK. It's a Skype call.

He told me he's a psychopath.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Are there any Krav Maga classes in your area? Might want to give that a go.

I don’t flirt anymore because I think I come off as crazy and I don’t need that kind of pressure...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jan 5, 2020:

I'm a pretty compulsive flirt. It's gotten worse as I've gotten older, more non-threatening and better at it. Not flirting-with-intent, just more open about appreciating the beauty of those around me.

Not everyone understands the importance of archeology. :)

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jan 10, 2020:

This is from Viz magazine. Don't worry, they're taking the piss.

Finished a vest and all I see are flaws. Do you ever feel like this?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jan 31, 2020:

Oh gawd, listening to anything musical I've recorded. Every mistimed/miss-hit vocal sets my teeth on edge.

Anyone else not watching the Superbowl?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 3, 2020:

What is this Superb Owl you speak of? American football isn't really a thing outside America. I like watching MMA because it is so completely brutal. Gladiatorial combat for the modern age.

100 days of diamond pushups. I usually crash and burn.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Push ups I can do. Burpees bloody kill me.

Putting together an Ikea flatpack...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 10, 2020:

The one I always run into with IKEA stuff is the 'third arm' problem. You know, the 'hold this bit against this bit, and with your third arm screw in this' type of instructions.

"Grey Bandit," here and my ship is the HMS, "Pear Slice".

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I be Black Monty. 74 years old, here aboard the HMS Tuna Salad Wrap With Chilli Sauce. Ahaaaaarrrrr! ( Buckles swash.)

"Parasite Director Negged His Way to Best Picture." Huh?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Unless Mr Boon spent a lot of time trashing the members of the Hollywood foreign press, then that idiot is using words he doesn't understand.

Has a fellow member on this site been an encouragement to you lately?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Well, you kinda deserve some nice things.

Do you ever God Damn anything as an atheist?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I'm an Australian, so we definitely have a different relationship with the word 'cunt' to you guys in the States.

So I'm at work and I had a customer ask me if i was a lover of jesus.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 21, 2020:

"I feel that something as intensely personal as religion and spirituality is not really appropriate to talk about at work". Not that I've ever had to use it. We have a small active Christian group at work, and a few practicing Muslims, but it's more regarded as a minority personality quirk here.

Oh, me wee lamb.......

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 21, 2020:

He might be into piercing? I mean, piercing the actual clit is pretty hard core and not recommended due to the risk of nerve damage and infection... Or he's just an idiot.

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. "I think I must be a typo," says the rabbit.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Groan...

Fareed Zakaria explains.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 2, 2020:

The economy is booming? *Laughs in coronavirus*

Great pickup line for guys? "Do you do anal?" anyway ...here's an article about that. [medium.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Not really into it myself, but then again I have haemorrhoids.

I suddenly realized that most of the YouTube channels I listen to are from Canada, UK, or Australia.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Sorry US brethren, but I've always thought that Canada was what America would become when it grew up.

I suddenly realized that most of the YouTube channels I listen to are from Canada, UK, or Australia.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Ooh, maybe you're just into the accents? I promise I sound like a cross between Russell Crowe and Chris Hemsworth. Not a bit like Jim Jeffries after a few pints. Not at all.

I'll settle for acknowledging my delusions, not sure they're avoidable, they just get replaced by ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Everyone's got their biases. Better to be aware of them than to pretend they don't exist.

Religious people keep talking about purpose as if an externally defined purpose is anything other ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 8, 2020:

There's a reason that 'Islam' means 'submission'. Not that any of the other great faiths are any different.

Hi there fellow Heathens, Agnostics, etc, etc, NO I didn't end up getting burned at the stake or ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Shit, was a bit worried you'd been incinerated, but there ain't much to burn out your way.

Right before I left the office today I was told to not come in if I’m hot, so I’m not going ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 14, 2020:

My dear, I'm surprised you haven't melted your way into the core of the earth.

Had a customer tell me today that the end times is here because of the African locust plague; the ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 23, 2020:

It's linked to the Indian Ocean oscillation - like the Australian bushfires. The West of Australia gets dry, the east coast of Africa gets wet. Australia catches fire, East Africa gets plagues of locusts.

What's happening inside your little bunker?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I'm seriously considering upping my antidepressant dose.

Totally pointless random whine: Clarification Edit: below you shall find a jokey hyperbolic ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I think I'm kinda in the same boat. Haven't checked for a while.

I just recently discovered that "The Time Team" is on Tubi.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Yay! Baldric and Wurzel Gummage find stuff!

Teens charged with hate crimes for attacking a woman on a bus and saying she caused coronavirus, ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Scared people do stupid things.

I just watched Trumps daily clown porn.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 8, 2020:

British panel shows, like QI, Mock the Week, 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Limeys are witty bastards.

Why the broad disparity in death rates from COVID-19?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 11, 2020:

The UK is only testing health workers and people who are hospitalised with symptoms. Hence the huge death rate.

I just received a text, one of the engineers that worked in my department died last week at the age ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Lost one of the engineers that I rarely see (he was at a different site), but always end up getting tanked with at work do's. Within the first 30 minutes of the last work Christmas party, we'd requisitioned excess wine from the surrounding tables, and created a functional catapult from table decorations for launching the god-awful hard candies at the project managers and senior management. Vale, Rob, you bloody mad genius.

Turning into the seamstress Edna in "The Incredibles."

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Mine's easy. I've been cutting my own hair for decades.

Just checking up on you fellow pervs. How has this lockdown affected you.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Apr 29, 2020:

I'm socially isolated with my ex-wife and my girlfriend broke up with me. Guess.

It should go without saying, but as we do more testing, we find more cases, and more deaths.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 3, 2020:

The truest measure of the effect of COVID 19 is looking at the official total death stats and comparing them with previous years. The amount of people who died in March in the UK increased by over 50% (from 10k up to 16k), and that was before the virus really got going.

How have plants rewarded you for caring for them? PIctures, please.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 14, 2020:

Mine catch bugs!

Divorce can create poverty when the couple is older and soon to retire.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Hey, I'm trapped in lockdown with my ex wife and four kids, three of whom have diagnosed special needs (all are high functioning, so that's a huge blessing). My wife has embraced her suppressed gay side, but I'm definitely not a homophobic evangelical Christian. I feel for ya, mate. Ain't life grand.

What do you think of when you pleasure yourself? Or do you like to watch porn? Listen to porn?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Amateur solo. I like watching a lass get herself off.

Colleges do not pay taxes on tuition and income tax yet recieve massive amount of taxpayers money!! ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Let me guess: "y'all" didn't do very well at school.

Coriolis effect: The reeling, gyroscopic effect of the Earth's spin.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Re-reading The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco.

Oscillate AH-sə-leit Part of speech: verb Origin: Latin, early 18th century 1: Move or ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 20, 2020:

How do titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit alot.

I came here to find a friend.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Jul 28, 2020:

Doing pretty crap, but hey go, on we go.

Girl lands her first skateboarding flip. The result is pure joy.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 9, 2020:

So pure.

Are there things you hate about yourself that you can't stand in your partner/other?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 10, 2020:

I could do with losing around 10kg (22 pounds). I hate jiggling when I go down stairs. I'm kinda hairy all over, so I couldn't be bothered with 'manscaping' - I mean, where would I stop? I'm trying to be happy with the middle aged bear I have become.

What's something naughty that you've been wanting to try?

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Being felated by someone with a tongue piercing.

What's sexier: your partner wearing something that you picked out or that they know you love, OR ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Only ever had the latter, really.

Happy Monday! What's your fatal flaw? I am terrible about being late. 😬

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Choosing from the deadly sins, I'd say anger and sloth are my two bugbears.

What's your favorite joke? Keep it clean.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 12, 2020:

My girlfriend went to the beauticians the other day, got the whole works done. I told her that I thought they'd been a bit overenthusiastic when plucking her eyebrows. She looked surprised.

Hey guys, Happy Monday! Which appeals to you more - soft, sinuous curves and lines, or straight ...

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Both. Unraveling pythons and columnar joined basalt. The eye of a dragonfly. The curve of a woman's back. Cats curled into balls of floof. Georgian architecture.

I know there are MAGA and 2nd Amendment people here.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 4, 2019:

The number one reason I'll never move to America. The number two reason is the ridiculous health system.

I know there are MAGA and 2nd Amendment people here.

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Aug 4, 2019:

And now Dayton. 2 in 24 hours, America. Get your shit together.