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Just got to share my great news! I have a new job that has doubled my salary! After 6 years of working in a hostile environment where I was being gaslighted, I got a new job with nice people and I'm going to relocate!

Update: signed a lease today! Moving to Lakeland! Getting out of Kissimmee!

I try to see the best in people. I have faith in humanity, but honestly, that is being tested now because of the nincompoop who occupies the oval office. Its all very discouraging and further evidence there is no god. It would be nice if our president would lead by example, but that is not gonna happen.

I love life, even tho it often kicks my butt. I've always tried to take time to smell the roses!

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Christian Dinosaur chart...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
And there is a poster next to that one with dinosaurs and cavemen together!
I'll bet that was tough delivery!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Isn't the vagina a most fascinatingly flexible thing? Hats off to you, ladies!
I want that job!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Hey, there's 10 docks and 11 trucks! I'm waiting.....
...took me a minute...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Don't make me go all medieval on your ass!
Viva la interwebs.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
New laws regarding polluting the earth and poisoning food! Class action anyone?
Stressed out.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Bring it, Garfield!
Maybe a few more
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
Note to self: tomorrow we try 28 cookies!
Penguins and polar bears stayed home
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
*knock knock* C'mon, seriously? These xtians believe in immaculate conception! Is this really much of a stretch?
How many licks does it take?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 19, 2019:
✔ another of life's great mysteries solved!
A silly meme to be sure. Sometimes I find humor can be more effective with theists than something ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 18, 2019:
I saw the recent info about the ark experience in Kentucky. The thinkers posed questions like, where did they store meat for lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) to eat? It would've required hundreds of pounds of refrigerated beef (or live, but then those animals would need space and food too) to sustain two lions, two tigers, two bears, etc. Those elephants needed 200lbs of food each, each day, I mean do the math, they could only put lion tigers and bears and food for them, nothing else would've fit! I need to talk a walk, would somebody please part the Red Sea for an hour or so?
Sweet and sour
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Zombies won't be found at White House! Unless they are attacking the press! What a coincidence!
A Freudian joke
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Clever! Love me some Frazier!
Whooo Spicy
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 16, 2019:
Anal probe, check!
Has anyone found someone special on this site?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 15, 2019:
Not yet, but I'm still trying!
Eventually they too will learn the truth
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
"Squidward, wanna help me hand out these hors d'oeuvres?"
How to save money.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Spend $3.25 now, or spend $22 a day for 3 years ($24,600)!
Sorry,I know nobody wants to see this face.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
1. Buy Melania a new something or other for keeping quiet! 2. Send Vladdy a birthday card! 3. Pay for an extra day at the Bunny Ranch for Mike! 4. New crisis to distract from the last 1000 lies. 5. Send Acosta far away! No, send him a bottle of Rothchild for "resigning"! 6. Kiss myself!
Shamelessly stolen meme...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
I might if we both come together!
Intelligence is the ability to adapt. [cbsnews.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Well then I suspect we'll be seeing Do-do's any time now! The dinosaurs have had 65 million years and they haven't done it yet, and they're closely related to modern birds!
Jess Smith, the Teletubbies baby today
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Beautiful! How's she look in a onesie now?
My childhood....
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 13, 2019:
Your 3am clothes are haunted!
Baby steps! Lol
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Hey, good try, Don! You can try again tomorrow, and probably the next day, and the next day...
Wouldn't want to be uncomfortable.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
From the Kellyanne Conway "Give me a nightmare" line! "Watch me fly!"
Too weird. Had to post.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Looks like the score is currently 1 to 1!
You're probably wondering why I called you here...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Ve are goink to take over ze verld!
I would agree with that.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Yeah, yeah, great! Now come over hear and sit on my face!
I hear lazer lights drive cats crazy.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Lay down and shine it on your junk, Batman!
What they promised us and what we got...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
That's right! Flying cars are sooo yesterday!
Slam it baby...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Maybe drop to your little piggy knees!
Earth and Saturn
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
And we think we are under pressure!
Newton made the Wright Brothers rich
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
And laser helmets!
My son can beat up your honor student
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Good....job?!
Need some laxatives.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
Word!
My favorite of all. It sums up Christianity nicely. And this is the God in which people not only ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 12, 2019:
I don't believe in a god, but if there is one, he is a prick!
When your child goes to confession....
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Big Daddy, if ya nasty!
Making a book on the bible and need help filling in the blanks...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:
1. Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me? 2. I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back! 3. So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?
Yep pretty much how people think of us...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:
You know, when I look in the mirror, I never see a heathen looking back at me! Always this same nice guy! Damn, I wish that guy was rich!
Making a baby
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:
Steady! Don't wanna make an ugly baby! Brings a whole new meaning to "assume the position"!
Blind adultery
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 11, 2019:
You in trouble, Rudy!
Atheism Is Inconsistent with the Scientific Method, Prizewinning Physicist Says - Scientific ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 10, 2019:
I couldn't agree with him more. I say it now, I've said it a hundred times in the past and I will continue to say it, I am an agnostic because it is inconsistent with science to declare to be an atheist. I cannot prove there is not a god. I cannot prove a negative. There is no evidence of a god but that doesn't mean there's not one and thus I am agnostic. I will say this, if there is a god, he is a prick!
The Ten Commandments?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 10, 2019:
Reminds me of what Steve Martin said, when he arrived at the gates and was quizzed about his life. "So tell me, how many times did I take the Lord's name in vain? A million six, Jesus Chr...."
I'd say so.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
She says, "Before I shoot you, mind if I rub one out?"
Such a nice video... [youtu.be]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
What I want to know is WHO was the choreographer? A fifth grade genius!
Microwaving ain't that easy!! Kids can't cook either 🤣😂
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Mom, I need another Cup'oSoup! The first one was delicious! No, I don't smell nothin' burnin'!
Given the news today . . . just had to share
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
You know, in case anybody's actually listening!
Today's 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
...ahnd ve poot zum ohn a cwacker ahnd zelebrated!
You know what this place needs.....
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
And a freaky ass human head on a cat's body!
Yah, I had it ruff
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Uphill both directions!
Stretch those holidays out
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
And it was difficult to turn on the hose with Hulk Hands on! Move those chocolate bunnies out of here!
Talk about bad taste
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
(South park) ...and peeing lasts all day, and is gooey, and drips.. (SpongeBob) she just made more room for you, my man! Err, my sponge!
Where there’s smoke
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
That goes on the shelf next to the smoke alarm that may timidly hint about smoke in the air! Or may not! You know, depending on how its day went!
What a pen
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Sure, but can it write upside down!
It will do that to you
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Sad news today! Monday has died from a fall when dude on cliff ties shoe! More at eleven!
🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
White chick on phone "What do you mean you're out of garlic rolls?" (Why else is she so pissed off, mermaid got to the man first?)
That was a long time ago
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Yeah, but Sharon is! And Kelly just smoked all your weed!
Well, that's good. I guess?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Chocolate, please!
Getting there...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
"You might as well be shootin' at the sun!" (I love Smashmouth)
Go for it.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
The rules are getting lax at the nunnery!
That was pretty bad.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
OK, so, once I was at a theater, and this kid kept kicking my chair! It was the worst! I kept thinking, "Somebody shoot me!"
More news from our brilliant POTUS; [snopes.com]
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
M...O...R...O...N!
Oh no he didn't
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
That's sometimes known as a Butterface!
Nana nana nana nana.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
No, Batman, it's the Wrinkler!
Joy, joy, joy, joy...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Ev'ryone! I had the...
Joy, joy, joy, joy...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
I had the love of Jesus, love of Jesus down in my heart, but now I no longer believe! (try to keep the melody going in your head)!
This goes for most of us here
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Everybody always told me my sense of humor was dark!
I'm anxious. I think it's starting to spiral into depression. I need to stop the process, so I'm ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Feel terrible for you. My family SUCKS! I don't speak to anyone but my dad. Thieves, liars, and crooks! Can't believe I'm actually related.to those cretins! I left you a message on your page. Good luck. Just be you. And be happy.
I'm looking for songs which have a saxophone line. Do you know some interesting ones? Until now I ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2019:
Wow, I scanned all the way down to see if anyone had said Steely Dan and/or Donald Fagen! Much to my surprise, it appears not. ANYTHING by Donald Fagen, be it with Walter Becker or not, is just about some of the tastiest damn music I've heard. And I recognized 95% of the songs/musicians that were named. Seger, Springsteen, etc., check out Deacon Blues, or Janie Runaway! We're talking major badass saxophone! The guys don't mess around!
Crowd Chants 'Fk Trump!' Fox News World Cup Victory Celebration
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
It just warms my heart and gives me some hope...
"Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses ...
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Brilliant!
Capitalism 101
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
And he made the guy late to class write it 100 times on the board!
Finally something made me laugh today
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
That's a more realistic hypothesis than virgin birth! He had 12 men following him around. He only talked to prostitutes. C'mon, do the math!
I'm offended!
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Your honor, the "l" is not dotted! This bitch clearly can't read!
Too funny, had to post.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Me, at my desk, it's 4:45 and my boss just asked me for another copy of the 31-page construction plans tonight!
Don't miss out
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Hours of time! Have to turn off the water every so often so everything doesn't get pruny!
Childhood training
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
That explains the middle, but what about the outsides?
Look out Canada
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I think this would be funnier if it said, "Trump boards repainted Air Force One from rear stairs. More at eleven!"
Some people.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Ok, let's get into the feelings you're having that cause you to want to mutilate your body! Just kidding! This guy's way too far gone! Somebody in HR - get this guy a carnie gig!
Ahhh yes....
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Groovy baby! Now let's shag!
Things to think about.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Because her date is sitting at the table, not being flogged outside for his sinful thoughts!
When wording just seems a bit wrong....
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
How about I eat some puff!
More speed is needed to reach escape velocity.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
6 months later, they tried again, this time using their new 10-dolphin powered booster! Still failed! Some dolphins didn't survive!
I have a friend like this. ❤
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
When I was in the Army in Colorado Springs, at a club called Puss'nBoots, my best buddy and I had a dancer do something similar! Good times!
Works for me
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
With the Premium Package, you get to choose who naps with you!
Wow! How did he do that?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I gotta git me one-a-dose! I could sneak into the White House and when trump was about sit down.....whoosh! Down he goes!
Sounds delicious
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
She could wear that outfit today and it would be in style, hair and all! Shatner still has his bondage rig too! What a freak!
🐠🐟🐡🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐳🦈🐊🐠🐠
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Mikey will eat anything!
Hamberder trap
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Homer in a suit says, "Yummy hamburger! Dohhh!"
Hamberder trap
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
No, Clouseau, its a trap!
All that time wasted
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Hey, go easy on him! I'm 55 and I'll do the same thing for the first few times!
Already there.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
She looks ripped! But doggy style is clearly not an option! Ok, just blow me, and no eye contact! Focus!
Brief, and to the point.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
What was the kid's motivation! Boredom, or is Mr. Walker a dick?
Well, that works.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
But you still know what it is! Thanks to a teacher! I had a few excellent math teachers. Their other lessons stay with me. Mr. Ramsey at OHS, Mr. Dickerson at Valencia! Teachers and doctors should trade salaries and levels of esteem from the public.
My apologies.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I can see it now! Trump sittin' around the O.O. with a bunch of rednecks, beer and chips everywhere, feet all up on the furniture, cheerin' they asses off! (Michelle, where are you!)
It's Sunday
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
"10%! Who the fuck d'ya think I am? Some guido from Jersey? I'm the son of the most high, motherfucker! You get me the other 40% by Friday - good!"
Insurance adjuster
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Those are from the new line of "Fuck the shit out of me in a Mini Cooper" pumps! Hard to come by! Very popular!
Insurance adjuster
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Isn't this from 007's training manual?
I wood......
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Looks like he needs a good shellac'in'!
Airport 1775
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Captain, I can't do it! I don't have the power! (w/ Scottish accent, right?)
tRump airport memes.
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
I hope that's not a Max7 he's mounted! Those are an unruly breed!
Wonder how that happened?
Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 7, 2019:
Nighty night, Al K. Hollick!

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At work! My former work now!
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This is the suit I wore to my interview that changed my life! I got the job and it doubles my salary!
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My new office! Love my job! Can't believe how awesome my life is now!
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